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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It would be awesome if he went full troll as analyst.
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Curt Menefee: "So, Jay, what do you make of the coach's decision to run that play, there?"
Jay Cutler (cigarette in hand): "Whatever, man. I don't care."


OMG Laughing

Looking forward to him in the booth more than Romo
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheKillerNacho wrote:
Seriously though, if someone told me both Romo and Cutler would retire and go work for Fox instead I would've called you crazy.

With all the teams set to start crappy QBs this summer, it's weird to me the top two available QBs both decide to retire.
Romo will be on CBS, not Fox.
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just one more obstacle out of the way for the long-awaited and long-deserved return of the Sex Cannon.
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's going to bring his energy and enthusiasm to the booth.
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheKillerNacho wrote:
Seriously though, if someone told me both Romo and Cutler would retire and go work for Fox instead I would've called you crazy.

With all the teams set to start crappy QBs this summer, it's weird to me the top two available QBs both decide to retire.


How is it weird? They're both banged up and are taking a job that pays better when you consider how much less stressful it is.
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PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2017 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wont last long.

Next year, he'll just turn his job over to Darrelle Revis, and Bears fans will claim its because he had too many producers and directors.
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PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2017 3:52 am    Post subject: Re: Jay Cutler joins Fox as an analyst Reply with quote

Broncofan wrote:
https://twitter.com/pschrags/status/860476748902920192

Guess NYJ/SF are all in for tank with the 2018 QB class. 😳


You thought the 49ers were interested in Cutler?
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PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2017 10:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FourThreeMafia wrote:
Wont last long.

Next year, he'll just turn his job over to Darrelle Revis, and Bears fans will claim its because he had too many producers and directors.


Lol even in retirement Jay can't get any slack from 43
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I'm gonna go ahead and say he will be way better than Romo and perhaps down the line be more remembered as a broadcaster than player.
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I want to see Cutler go full heel turn in this gig. Embrace the dark side.

(while broadcasting a Giants game)
Davis: Great catch by Marshall on the sideline! 1st and 10, Giants!
Cutler: Let me tell you something about Brandon Marshall...
Davis: Go ahead, Jay.
Cutler: That dude? Equipped.
Davis: Huh?
Cutler: (touching the inside of his knee): Down to HERE!
Davis: Oh, c'mon Jay!
Cutler: I was scared of that thing...

(while broadcasting another Giants game)
Davis: Eli with another interception this quarter, the Redskins will take over at their own 17! Jay, as a quarterback, what does Eli do to get out of this funk?
Cutler: I mean...all this negativity will get us nowhere. Let's just focus on how well Eli has done as a disabled person...
Davis: What...what do you mean?
Cutler: Oh, you didn't know? Eli has the mental capacity of a 5th grader.
Davis: Oh...Jay would you stop!?
Cutler: No, I'm serious! Cooper punched him in the back of the head when they were in the pool when they were kids. Dude was legally dead for like, 15 minutes at the bottom of the pool. Never the same.
Davis: I think we would have heard SOMETHING about that, Jay.
Cutler: Olivia made sure that story stayed tight lipped. Crazy soccer mom...oh dude, I think Cousins is about to do something here. We should watch.

(Broadcasting during a Jets game)
Davis: Forte, trying to find some space...that'll get a yard. Maybe two.
Cutler: (loud, audible sigh)
Davis: What, Jay?
Cutler: I, um...I once made out with him.
Davis: WHAT!?
Cutler: Dude, c'mon! It just kinda happened. He was in the ice tub, I needed treatment. It was cold, so we huddled up for warmth...
Davis: Jay, there are KIDS watching this!
Cutler: We didn't go all the way! Just some kissing...
Davis: Can we cut to break? Please?
Cutler: I may of slipped in some tongue...
Davis: James, PLEASE tell me you have something in the studio.

(Broadcasting during a Chargers game)
Davis: Rivers with time...throws...has Williams for a 17 yard gain! Big time throw sets up San Diego in scoring range.
Cutler: Yeah, that was a good throw.

(silence)

Davis: That's it? No crude comment, no fake story...nothing?
Cutler: No! It was a standard Cover 3 down and outside the hashes. Henry's deep speed down the seam forces the corner to shade inside, which opens up a gap for Williams who really stuck his out route. The window was a bit tight, but Rivers made a great, tight, accurate throw into the window.
Davis: Wow. Wow, that was really good Jay!
Cutler: I mean, the throw becomes easier to make when you don't have a scrotum like Rivers, but...
Davis: OK, that's it. We're sending it to Pam Oliver down on the sideline. For the rest of the broadcast. I just can't do this.
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PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2017 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TankWilliams wrote:
FourThreeMafia wrote:
Wont last long.

Next year, he'll just turn his job over to Darrelle Revis, and Bears fans will claim its because he had too many producers and directors.


Lol even in retirement Jay can't get any slack from 43


Funny thing is, I actually liked Cutler coming out. Confused
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everlong wrote:
TheKillerNacho wrote:
Seriously though, if someone told me both Romo and Cutler would retire and go work for Fox instead I would've called you crazy.

With all the teams set to start crappy QBs this summer, it's weird to me the top two available QBs both decide to retire.


How is it weird? They're both banged up and are taking a job that pays better when you consider how much less stressful it is.


They also both have young kids and now wont have to be gone 16 hours a day most of the week.
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PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2017 1:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TankWilliams wrote:
FourThreeMafia wrote:
Wont last long.

Next year, he'll just turn his job over to Darrelle Revis, and Bears fans will claim its because he had too many producers and directors.


Lol even in retirement Jay can't get any slack from 43


It's just comical at this point
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PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2017 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jay Cutler is a top 2 QB in bears history, That alone makes me feel for bears fans.

Glad to see players like cutler and romo enjoy retirement and get away from the concussions and enjoy their life before their brains turn to jelly.
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