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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:35 pm    Post subject: Preseason Week 2: Monday Night Wars Reply with quote



*Howard Finkle stands in the center of the ring as the camera zooms in*




Ladies and Gentlemen... The following is a five man tag team elimination match and is for the Pre-Season meaningless second game championship.

Introducing first the home team...

From Tiffin, Ohio... weighing in at 200 pounds. He is the Washington Redskins head coach. Jay "ArenaBowl" Gruuuuden.



And introducing his tag team partner, from Okinawa Prefecture Japan, weighing in at 222 pounds, he is the 2012 NFL Offensive Player of the year. Robert Griffin III



And next, being awkwardly accompanied down the isle by a team of trademark lawyers, he is one half of the Crazy Owners Tag Team Champions.... from Silver Spring Maryland and weighing in at [redacted] pounds. Dan "The Man from Six Flags" Snyder.



And their tag team partners weighing in at a combined 439 pounds, they are the current holders of the "Causing you fantasy football confusion" championship and the award winners for the running backs most likely to embarrass Cleveland's defense. From Pensacola, Florida and Danville, California... Roy Helu and Alfred Morris




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And introducing, the visitors.

From Parts Unknown, weighing in at 252 pounds. The "Pennsylvanian Rattlesnake" *Glass shatters* Stone Cold Mike Petttine.



And his quarterbacks, first from the clippboard carrying bench of the New England Patriots. He is the next hometown hero. Weighing in at 215 pounds. Brian Hoyer. And his rival, from an inflatable swan in your pool and being accompanied by whatever hottie he wants.... weighing in at 210 pounds.... Johnny "The Million Dollar" Manziel



And introducing their tag team partner. He is a future hall of famer and your starting left tackle. The hero of the offensive line, the man from the blind side, the devil's favorite offensive tackle and the phenom... from Brookfield, Wisconsin weighing in at 312 pounds... Joe "The No Hitman" Thomas



And, being accompanied to the ring by the burden of 2 fired coaches, two fired general managers and two fired team presidents... he is the owner of the Cleveland Browns Jimmy*Everybody's Got a Price* Haslam Laughing as he enters



LETS GET READY TO RUMMMBBBBLLLLEEEE

Browns @ Redskins

GO


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good Job, Good Effort.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm expecting Mr Football to get the start.

I also expect us to decide after this game who will be the starter week one and that person to get the rest of the first team reps.

May the best QB win.
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Did we ever do sign ups for the season or is EZ just going to hold down the fort all year?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bungleodeon wrote:
Did we ever do sign ups for the season or is EZ just going to hold down the fort all year?



http://www.footballsfuture.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=551767
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Estonianzulu wrote:
bungleodeon wrote:
Did we ever do sign ups for the season or is EZ just going to hold down the fort all year?



http://www.footballsfuture.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=551767


Don't care.

With an effort like this EZ can have it the rest of the year.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry, EZ totally failed. Don't see a poll. Carry on.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, not a single Redskins logo. Way to stay up with current events. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bucketheadsdad wrote:
Wow, not a single Redskins logo. Way to stay up with current events. Wink


Them trademark lawyers got involved
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

brownie_415 wrote:
Sorry, EZ totally failed. Don't see a poll. Carry on.


Get your eyes checked son
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 12:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Estonianzulu wrote:
brownie_415 wrote:
Sorry, EZ totally failed. Don't see a poll. Carry on.


Get your eyes checked son


Nice edit
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The rock was so good he got cut from the Canadian football league
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait a minute... I thought the league had a binding agreement the Browns were not allowed to have a start time past Sunday, 4PM EST.

I'm hoping JF does get the start and his chance to show what he can do against a 1st string defense... I don't know how you could get an accurate assessment of him otherwise.

Otherwise, I'm hoping to see more of Charles Johnson, especially on some down the field throws... I'm not ready to anoint him the second coming of Jerry Rice, but I did see enough on Saturday that I'm intrigued.
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Johnny looked better than Brian. He had nice zip on his passes, just like in college when he set his feet. He's my starter.
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