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Duffman57


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 6:11 pm    Post subject: FFMDII: War Room Reply with quote

Duffman's Original Post wrote:
Blah blah blah. *burp* Thrusting in the general direction of the problem. Blah blah.


Now back to our regularly schedule insanity!

Brought to you courtesy of your God, The LBC...

Welcome to the San Diego Home for the Criminally Insane, where we will prove that a bunch of crazies can still have a more successful draft than... well... more than 75% of you boring sane people.

Needless to say there are a ton of crazies running around here (and by that I mean that I'm crazy and can't count... so "a ton" is a very flexible term that means closer to 8 or 10). Please feed them... after midnight too... and we accept donations of booze and psychotropics because... why not?


Nurse Ratched (General Manager) - Duffman57
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May pardon any lynch. Has one all-seeing investigation... Wait! This is FFMD, not Mafia, isn't it? Sonnuva! Well, it's easy to get confused. But yes, Duffman (please ignore - or don't... - that his name has "man" in it and this is a picture of a woman) is our Nurse Ratched who tries to employ mind-numbing daily routine to suppress our genius. We will eventually overthrow her and lock her in a broom closet. So yeah... maybe this is a little like mafia. HA!



Director of Subversion & Head Loon (Co-GM) - jfinley88
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This is Mac. He bucks the system. He likes peas. He drives our shortbus.



Director of Delusion & King of the Midgets - JammerHammer21
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No, he's not Thorin... I said Midgets, not dwarves. Martini's primary delusion is that he thinks he fits in like everyone cool little brother. But as everyone knows about every little brother... there is nothing cool about them... or him.



Director of Collections & Resident Old Fart - MrDrew
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He's Cole. I swear he's a NARC, but then I'm more than a little paranoid or at least that's what my chart said before I changed it.



Director of Mayhem & One Foul-Mouthed SOB - Adrenaline Flux
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That's Taber. Taber doesn't like anyone but Taber. Don't tell him, but we're all planning to dress him up like a chicken and sell him to this nice man from Kentucky who looks like a mall Santa. He said he'd pay us in gravy.



Director of Direction & Pretty Boy - swoosh
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That one is Billy Bibbit. He's really twitchy even when he's on his meds. At least he doesn't do something really crazy though... like shave his arms.



Director of... um... I Forget & No, That's Really His Title - Zappaz
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He's Cheswick. He tends to act out. Then he gets thrown in a padded cell and never ends up sleeping until he knocks himself unconscious headbutting the ceiling.



Director of Flip-Flopping (Maybe) & Probably Never Even Here - Gmen4ev
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We don't really know his name, but we call him Jose. We're not even sure if he really belongs here or not because he's way to over the top to actually be crazy. He tries too hard. That's why he doesn't get an up-close photo and he should just be happy I didn't make him K-Pax.



Director of SILENCE! & Resident Space Cadet - Boltstrikes
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This is The Chief. He doesn't really talk a lot, but when he does it's usually pretty prophetic - or an acid flashback. Mostly the acid flashbacks.



Director of The Conspiracy of Me & Leader of a Race of Flesh-Eating Bunnies - The LBC
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That sexy beast is, you guessed it, me! I'm Goines. I like cotton candy, but only the pink kind. The blue kind is evil. Just like my bunnies. The white ones with the red eyes - those are my ninjas.


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San Diego Chargers Roster:
QB: Philip Rivers, Kellen Clemens, Brad Sorensen
HB: Ryan Mathews, Donald Brown, Danny Woodhead, Kerwynn Williams
FB: David Johnson, Zach Boren
WR: Keenan Allen, Malcom Floyd, Eddie Royal, Jared Abbrederis, Vincent Brown, Seyi Ajirotutu, Tobais Palmer, Dontrelle Inman
TE: Antonio Gates, Ladarius Green, John Phillips, Ryan Otten, Jake Byrne
LT: King Dunlap, Nick Becton, Kenny Wiggins
LG: Chad Rinehart, Johnnie Troutman
C: Nick Hardwick, Rich Ohrnberger, Nick McDonald
RG: Jeromey Clary, Trai Turner
RT: DJ Fluker, Mike Harris, Willie Smith

SOLB: Jarret Johnson, (Melvin Ingram), Tourek Williams, Larry English, Thomas Keiser
LDE: Kendall Reyes, Lawrence Guy
NT: Sean Lissemore, Kwame Geathers
RDE: Corey Liuget, Damik Scaife
WOLB: Melvin Ingram, Dwight Freeney, Dee Ford, Cordarro Law
ILB: Donald Butler, Manti Te'o, Kavell Conner, Andrew Gachkar, Reggie Walker, Jonas Mouton
CB: Shareece Wright, Pierre Desir, Richard Marshall, Steve Williams, Brandon Ghee, Rashaad Reynolds, Marcus Cromartie, Brandon Jones, Crezdon Butler
FS: Eric Weddle, Darrell Stuckey
SS: Marcus Gilchrist, Jahleel Addae, Brandon Taylor

K: Nick Novak
P: Mike Scifres
LS: Mike Windt

Draft Selections:
1st Rd, Pk. 25: Dee Ford, OLB, Auburn
3rd Rd, Pk. 68 (via ATL): Pierre Desir, CB, Lindenwood
3rd Rd, Pk. 89: Jared Abbrederis, WR, Wisconsin
4th Rd, Pk. 107 (via OAK): Trai Turner, OG/C, LSU
5th Rd, Pk. 147 (via ATL): Rashaad Reynolds, CB, Oregon State
6th Rd, Pk. 201:
7th Rd, Pk. 240:
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Everything about Rivers is Awkward, reminiscent of a Giraffe with Down's Syndrome


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not liking what I'm seeing Dr. Jay.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 1:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

swoosh wrote:
I'm not liking what I'm seeing Dr. Jay.


I shall go get on ze trade grind.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jfinley88 wrote:
swoosh wrote:
I'm not liking what I'm seeing Dr. Jay.


I shall go get on ze trade grind.
More people f with Internet Explorer than the Chargers forum.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yea, most people think we are joking when we say this part of the forum is pretty dead. I mean we've had gameday threads which were 95% Drew talking to himself.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flux! Burge! Where are you?!?!?! I'll bring on some more guys, didn't know just how dead this place was... Matts had to leave SD for reasons.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any chance you guys are willing to deal Eric Weddle?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm gonna have to bow out. Got a bunch of family stuff that will be taking most of my time.

Next time, Mr. Muffin Man. Next time for sure.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BigBillsFan13 wrote:
I'm gonna have to bow out. Got a bunch of family stuff that will be taking most of my time.

Next time, Mr. Muffin Man. Next time for sure.


There shall be no next time, for no man voluntarily exits this alliance. It's very difficult because I like you and don't wanna have to end things this way...


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Down to me, Flux, Swooshy, and Burge... We're gonna need more peeps... invite friends as long as they don't suck. Where all the beautiful SD posters? Duff? Jammer? LBC? Drewby? I have yet to be formally introduced to any other SD brethren...
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll be the genius janitor who eventually marries Minnie Driver.

Edit: maybe
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jfinley88 wrote:
Down to me, Flux, Swooshy, and Burge... We're gonna need more peeps... invite friends as long as they don't suck. Where all the beautiful SD posters? Duff? Jammer? LBC? Drewby? I have yet to be formally introduced to any other SD brethren...


Alright sorry i've been real busy these last few days. But i want to get going with some of this stuff.

As for Weddle, probably not, but if you can absolutely offer us a deal that we can refuse, then i'd think about it, and then probably refuse it.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's no chance I'm trading Weddle unless they want to give us Peterson back.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been sick so ye

unless we get a monster offer there's no raisin to trade Weddle
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Adrenaline_Flux wrote:
I've been sick so ye

unless we get a monster offer there's no raisin to trade Weddle




What if they're from the depths of the Babylonian ruins and have been pre-packaged and bundled? If the ole adage is indeed not just a myth, I believe we could net a rather large raisonstalk.
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