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PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 10:09 pm    Post subject: Week 9 Gameday Thread: Rams vs. Titans Reply with quote

Rams



VS

Titans






2 old lovers reunite in a very, very romantic setting





Titan Logo: Hello, Jeff.



Fisher: Well hello.

Titan Logo: Do you still have feelings for me?

Fisher: Yes, but we both have to move on.

Titan Logo: Remember that time we almost went all the way in New Orleans?




Fisher: Yes, yes I do. We were very much in love then, like two silly children soaked in puppy love.

Titan Logo: Puppy love? You were almost there and then...Mike Jones...

Fisher: Who?





Mike Jones: MIKE JONES!

Titan: MIKE JONES

MIKE JONES: I'M LOOKIN' FOR DIME, ALL DA TIME, CUTE FACE LIL' WAIST WIT' A BIG BEHIND!

Fisher: Get out of that dumpster, Mike!

Mike: NO ONE LIKES MY VOICE OUTBURST NO MO'!

Titan: See, everyone just gets in the way of our romance! Remember that baby we had?

Fisher: UGGGHHHH!!! Yeah...unfortunately I do.

Titan: YOU LEFT ME WITH HIM! "WE SHOULD KEEP IT" YOU SAID! "He'll be the next Air McNair" YOU SAID! I HAD TO GIVE HIM UP FOR ADOPTION!

Fisher: Yeah...who's taking care of him nowadays?

Titan: I...DON'T...KNOW!

Fisher: Will we ever be together again?

Titan: No way...not after what you did last Monday night.

Fisher: What did I do?? Lose to one of the best teams in football?

Titan: Well...here's how most people view Kellen Clemmons.



Titan: And here is how you viewed him at the most crucial part of the game.



Fisher: He's a STUD! He's MOBILE!

Titan: See....Jeff...this is why it will never be.

Fisher: Yeah, because I'll retire a Ram after I win a Super Bowl!

Titan: You shouldn't be allowed to win anything after what you did to me...RYAN FITZPATRICK is leading this team now!

Fisher: Annnndddd that's my fault how? Locker was looking pretty studly before he went down. How's CJ2K these days?

Titan: He's CJ2YPCA now...he's about as effective as Antonio Cromartie's birth control program.

Fisher: Yikes...that's no good. Well maybe you should draft a mobile QB to take some of the attention off the guy! Or...you could sign a running back that loves cheeseburgers to compliment Johnson!

Titan: You sicken me...even after all of these years through our relationship you still haven't learned.

Fisher: YOU LET ME GO

Titan: AND YOU FELL INTO SOMEONE THAT SUFFERED 6 YEARS OF ABUSE AND LACKED ATTENTION! You're such an insecurity seeker...

Fisher: That's not true!

2 years ago, in a crowded bar


Fisher: Hey there good lookin' how's it going? Who wants a mustache ride?



Rams logo: .....*sniff*....*sniff*

Fisher: Awwww what's wrong gorgeous? You're too beautiful to be upset!

Rams: .....I JUST BROKE UP WITH MY 2ND MAN IN 4 YEARS!

Fisher: Oh??

Rams: He just couldn't deliver. How is it that you're "defensive minded" and your defense finishes in the bottom half of the league?

Fisher: Well...

Rams: AND NO ONE GIVES ME ANY ATTENTION! They're all like "St. Louis has a football team?" Or "the team everyone thinks is an arena league team". It's like I don't exist!

Fisher: (time to seal the deal here) I've actually been a head coach before.

Rams: ...your place or mine?



Fisher: No! The Rams are nice, funny, beautiful, and....successful....big...dreams...and such...

Titans: You're absolutely pathetic. And odds are, you're about to lose her if you keep....you know...losing.


Fisher: Man...that's not a far off prediction.

*ring ring*

Fisher: Hello?




McDaniels: HEY BRAHHH!!! What's up yo?!

Fisher: *sigh* Hey Josh.

McDaniels: Brooooo you sound down. We're going bar hopping tonight man.

Fisher: Where at?

McDaniels: DUDE, me and my boy found this bar where all the teams are DESPERATE for a coach, even if it's short term, if ya know what I mean...

Fisher: What's the bar called?

McDaniels: Florida, bro!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Florida comment got me. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Titan Logo: Remember that time we almost went all the way in New Orleans?


Maybe I'm missing the joke here/this is sarcasm, but the superbowl was in Atlanta, not New Orleans.

Great GDT anyway. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tl;dr

I read most of it, but got bored towards the end. Should have shortened. Still 8/10. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At least we Ram's fans now know what it is like to lose at the 1-yard line, down 5-6 points. Brick wall

I'm not sure how this one is going to go, but I'm assuming another good defensive effort is in store.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Awesome GDT! Laughing Poor Vince - we still don't know who is taking care of him.

Good luck this weekend, which, if I'm reading between the lines, means you're hoping for a loss to get a higher draft pick and rid yourselves of Clemens. Hope we can oblige!
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

titanrick wrote:
Awesome GDT! Laughing Poor Vince - we still don't know who is taking care of him.

Good luck this weekend, which, if I'm reading between the lines, means you're hoping for a loss to get a higher draft pick and rid yourselves of Clemens. Hope we can oblige!


No need to take a back up too high. 3rd or 4th round is fine.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Titan Logo: Remember that time we almost went all the way in New Orleans?


Maybe I'm missing the joke here/this is sarcasm, but the superbowl was in Atlanta, not New Orleans.

Great GDT anyway. Laughing



......doh.....no, no sarcasm, just a huge brain fart.
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Mesa_Titan wrote:
tl;dr

I read most of it, but got bored towards the end. Should have shortened. Still 8/10. Laughing


So...I get a B? Yay!

GIFSoup
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Watching the nfl PlayBook for rams and titans just made me even more upset about the Seahawks game.. and that Clemons is our QB.. anyone see it?
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RamForLife81-39 wrote:
Watching the nfl PlayBook for rams and titans just made me even more upset about the Seahawks game.. and that Clemons is our QB.. anyone see it?


I did. I pointed out a lot of the same plays on a Rams MB I'm on. Got a lot of people riled up because of it. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Inactive for the week:

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I hate horse collar. The rule is if the hand gets inside the shoulder pad right? It's never as bad as it looks and ball carriers always sell it.
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I hate this team
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catcheryea wrote:
I hate this team


Then don't watch like a lot of the Rams "fans" on this forum.
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