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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:21 pm    Post subject: TAET LVII: #Fingerstrong [In memory of Bacon's ring-finger] Reply with quote

Haaaai guys.

Not sure but from the other suggestions, Bacon's fingers are puny and weak?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, and I got a Twitter.

#ashamed. Sad
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try Bacon had his finger turn black as coal, hard as Mike's Lemonade, and amputated without any medication and didn't flinch.

It was infected when he saved a drowning kitten from the venomous fangs of a Florida alligator.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So York, PA is a lot like Philly house wise. All of the frat/sorority houses are off campus so you have to walk into the city to go to them. I went to them and it was a slow weekend because everyone went home for Labor day. I saw only like 2 parties. But all the parties are in the fking basements. And because I didn't drink I just left after an hour of standing around. It was stupid and i'm never going to a party again.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phire wrote:
Try Bacon had his finger turn black as coal, hard as Mike's Lemonade, and amputated without any medication and didn't flinch.

It was infected when he saved a drowning kitten from the venomous fangs of a Florida alligator.


AHAHAHAHAHA. Nice try, Phire.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HE'S GETTING MARRIED?!!?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I also might be getting a tour of the Flyer's facility through my major. Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Re-posting for Trolland:
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Bacon, I feel awful for you bro, that picture looked like it hurt like hell! I will be looking for the guy with 9 and a half fingers on campus tho!

They call him Blackfinger, you'll find him in dark corners with a trench-coat and fedora, silently loathing those happy-go-lucky 10 fingered breed, shifting in and out of crowds doing all he can to avoid doors, hovering so close to those he follows as they open those portals that they can feel his icy breath down their backs on even the hottest Arizona days.

He spreads horror and terror among the freshman, when they unsuspectingly ask him where to go for Philosophy 101, he retracts to the nearest corner hissing and foaming at the mouth, and as the petrified freshman attempts to let out a scream and run, Blackfinger lunges for its lanyard but finds himself 1 finger too short of grasping the fleeing freshman's treasure.

At night the Blackfinger sheds his trench-coat and fedora, the darkness concealing the secret on his left hand. As in in some sick joke, his hand, perpetually frozen to decry the way of the Shocker. He cries out in agony for acceptance, from anybody: nobody knows what it feels like to be Blackfinger! He did not choose this, he did not ask for this, no, he was chosen, the curse, the blessing, it descended from the heavens or otherwise rose from the burning furnace of the underworld, the Blackfinger, forged by a malicious door, raised by penguins and nurtured by a goddess; he's the finger Tempe deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So they'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. The Blackfinger.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, show us your lanyard Oland!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oland11 wrote:
Phire wrote:
Try Bacon had his finger turn black as coal, hard as Mike's Lemonade, and amputated without any medication and didn't flinch.

It was infected when he saved a drowning kitten from the venomous fangs of a Florida alligator.


AHAHAHAHAHA. Nice try, Phire.


All this actually happened...
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phire wrote:
Oh, show us your lanyard Oland!


FROSHMAN LANYARDSSSSS FTW!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wish I was a freshman again to get a free lanyard. Oland, are you treating yours with care???
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your lanyard, do you take it everywhere you go?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have my own lanyard...
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oland11 wrote:
I have my own lanyard...

Made of horse intestine?
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