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Bednarik60


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:17 pm    Post subject: THE NO GAAAAINZZ LIST ... NONE! Cut These Yellowback Betas! Reply with quote

The following wannabe's , poser, profilers, yellowbacks, betas, and worthless unlifting trolls, need to be cut, as they will never ever ever ever make GAAAAAAAAAINZZZZZZ or contribute to the GAAAAAINZZZZZ a ChampCHIP team needs to obtain to become MegaBowl Champions of The Universe. If your not making GAAAAAINZ on this team, you need to clean your locker out and goooo far away from the team and those who are MAXIMIZING THERE GAAAAINZ.. THE FOLLOWING GUYS ARE MINIMIZING THERE GAINZZZ.. WE WANT GUYS WHO WANT TO MAXIMIZE! NOT MINIMIZE. THESE GUYS MINIMIZE THERE GAAAAINZ, AS IN NOO GAAAAAINZ!!!! NONE! THEY NEED TO GO... LEAVE GAAAINZVILLE

*i only used recent photos from 2013... so you can see the lack of GAAAINZ we are dealing with right now on our team.

1. The Biggest Yellowback Beta of Them All... DeSean Jackson.

DeSean with fellow NON GAINER , Chris Brown(proud NON GAINER), making NO GAAAAAINZ this Memorial Weekend, NONE... NO GAAAAAINZ. DO ANY OF THESE GUYS LIFT? NO... ALL NON GAINERZ.. NO GAAAINZ.



Who the hell as this small of arms? He makes Bambi look swole. He makes Selena Gomez look like a Powerlifter. He makes Jennifer Anniston look like a bodybuilder.. ZERO DEFINITION . NO BICEP OR TRICEP NONE ... NO GAAAAINZ!!!! IS HE SERIOUS!!? NONE!


Can you say week 3 injured reserve? How you going to play football with NO GAAAAINZ!!!? Look at him, hes thinner then a tortilla!!!! a tortilla bro!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM WHY DOESNT HE WANT BACK AND CHEST GAINZZZ!!!? LOOK AT HIS ARMS!!! WHATS WRONG IS WITH HIS ARMS!!! NO GAAAINZ.


2. Poser and profiler and wanna be Michael Vick.

Can you get any more girlier, beta, or softer in the shoulders and torso then this guy? Its clear he has NO INTEREST IN MAKING ANY GAAAAAAAAAINZ NONE,... NO GAAAAAAINZ.... talk about being built to break, i have seen stray cats with broad thicker shoulders and a better core then Michael Vick. He is as functional in terms of contact as a moth. He couldnt punch his way out of a water paper bag with out breaking a rib. Hes a FOREVER NONE GAINER, NO GAAAAINZ. " i got faster, i got faster i got faster, im so fast im so fresh and faast" STFU And lift... You have made ZERO GAAAAAAINZ.



Even in pads, he looks more fragile then stained cathedral glass. Hes such a poser. He couldnt even hold on to the ball in OTAs with out fumbling cause of a light breeze... who fumbles cause of a light breeze? I KNOW SOME ONE WHO MAKES NOOOOO GAAAAAAINZ!!! NONE!! ZERO GAAAAINZ!


Vick with fellow NON GAINERZ Marcus Vick(BBIB) and Allen Iverson(Proud NON GAINER)... Look how freaking weak he looks? It looks like his arms about to fall off from the weight of the shot glass. He looks like hes screaming " I NEVER WANT TO GAAIN! I HATE GAAAAINZ!" you know why? Cause hes a poser, a wanna be, a profiler, yellowback whos scare to lift. NEVER EVER A GAINER... NO GAAAAINZ NONE!! HE WILL NEVER EVER MAKE ANY GAAAAAAINZ NONE!!!!


3. Hes lucky there not more current pictures or i would go off more, but this flaming yellow yellowback beta, straight terrified to lift, none other then NEVER EVER EVER GUNNA GAIN, Danny freaking Watkins...

He couldnt GAAAAIN if his life depended on it. This guys makes female softball players look like tough guys, he makes european soccer players look like street sharks. Oprah has more definition then Danny. Boy scouts have more muscle then Danny Watkins. 38 year old dudes at Magic The Gathering Tournaments have better foot work and agility then Danny Watkins. He is your classic undriven uninspired non lifting ENDOMORPH , who has made ZERO ZERO as in NONE , NO GAAAAAINZ since being taken in the 1st round. He turns 42 years old this year and his testosterone is probably maxed out, he needs to retire to get hormone therapy probably cause he is FOREVER GAAAAAINLESSS, NO GAAAAINZ. NONE ...
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4. To be determined over the course of the next week.

5. To be determined over the course of the next week.


Dsicuss...
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 2:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Way to much time on your hands B60. Way to much. Cool
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 4:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

KURT COLEMAN ----------- NO GAINZ!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 4:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blahman88 wrote:
KURT COLEMAN ----------- NO GAINZ!!!!!!!!


Considering him for #4...

He looks the same, how is he expecting to tackle at the same size that he was being trucked left and right obnly 7 months ago? ZERO GAAAAINZ! WHAT IS HE THINKING? NO GAAAAAINZ! NONE!
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 4:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This made me laugh.

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To much smoke, not enough time. You could 50 guys on that list ad you still would have forgot somebody.
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Casey Matthews....

Not even once


Henery needs to work on dem legs. Guy is hard pressed to hit a 50 yarder.
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah as a old guy MV is trying to maintain not get big.

Check his #s as a 19 y/o

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Vick bench-presses 340 pounds, jerks 310 and squats 515. His vertical leap is 40�", half a foot better than the team record he set when he reported to Blacksburg in August 1998.


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1019914/2/index.htm

I don't think the rookie or Uggsboy are putting them kind of #s up now.
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

don't diss Iverson like that.
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nlesthought wrote:
Yeah as a old guy MV is trying to maintain not get big.

Check his #s as a 19 y/o

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Vick bench-presses 340 pounds, jerks 310 and squats 515. His vertical leap is 40�", half a foot better than the team record he set when he reported to Blacksburg in August 1998.


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1019914/2/index.htm

I don't think the rookie or Uggsboy are putting them kind of #s up now.


Yeaa, I think you may have kill B60's buzz with that one, WOW.
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 9:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stevec0008 wrote:
nlesthought wrote:
Yeah as a old guy MV is trying to maintain not get big.

Check his #s as a 19 y/o

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Vick bench-presses 340 pounds, jerks 310 and squats 515. His vertical leap is 40�", half a foot better than the team record he set when he reported to Blacksburg in August 1998.


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1019914/2/index.htm

I don't think the rookie or Uggsboy are putting them kind of #s up now.


Yeaa, I think you may have kill B60's buzz with that one, WOW.


But he get's hurt a lot........Beta
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



#nogainz
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has Maclin made any gains or what?

Bish be hiding on photos....
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we'll let it slide for now
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How I hate the offseason.
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