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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Jfin, thanks for ruining food time with the jags.

Someone at work offered to go get me an egg white delight from McDonald's. RIP my stomach or is it good?


It had been far to long since I had an acceptable level of recognition, so the story was a necessity.

McDonald's breakfast sucks soft candles though... It's always so dry and you can just tell they put zero effort or love into their food. BK's breakfast is MUCH better in the opinion of the jfin.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jfinley88 wrote:
Bad meets Evil wrote:
Jfin, thanks for ruining food time with the jags.

Someone at work offered to go get me an egg white delight from McDonald's. RIP my stomach or is it good?


It had been far to long since I had an acceptable level of recognition, so the story was a necessity.

McDonald's breakfast sucks soft candles though... It's always so dry and you can just tell they put zero effort or love into their food. BK's breakfast is MUCH better in the opinion of the jfin.


Oh really? Never would have thought BK breakfast would be legit. Yeah, the McDonald's wasn't worth it. Pooped it out 5 minutes after.
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Bad meets Evil wrote:
jfinley88 wrote:
Bad meets Evil wrote:
Jfin, thanks for ruining food time with the jags.

Someone at work offered to go get me an egg white delight from McDonald's. RIP my stomach or is it good?


It had been far to long since I had an acceptable level of recognition, so the story was a necessity.

McDonald's breakfast sucks soft candles though... It's always so dry and you can just tell they put zero effort or love into their food. BK's breakfast is MUCH better in the opinion of the jfin.


Oh really? Never would have thought BK breakfast would be legit. Yeah, the McDonald's wasn't worth it. Pooped it out 5 minutes after.


Oh yea you'll poop out the BK moments later as well. But you'll feel a lot more gratification and appreciation as opposed to the McD's. McD's comes out (assuming you chose juice over coffee) rather blandly and chunky, which presents the anus with an uncomfortable situation. But the BK will just glide right out because it's so much greasier. Really in all facets besides blood circulation and life expectancy, BK is the better choice.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Honestly it all depends on the specific locations. I've had good McD's breakfast and bad McD's breakfast. Same with BK.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Honestly it all depends on the specific locations. I've had good McD's breakfast and bad McD's breakfast. Same with BK.


No matter where I have gotten BK, state, city, etc, always have gotten sick.
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jagman777 wrote:
Honestly it all depends on the specific locations. I've had good McD's breakfast and bad McD's breakfast. Same with BK.


No matter where I have gotten BK, state, city, etc, always have gotten sick.


do you even immune system bro?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jfinley88 wrote:
Bad meets Evil wrote:
jfinley88 wrote:
Bad meets Evil wrote:
Jfin, thanks for ruining food time with the jags.

Someone at work offered to go get me an egg white delight from McDonald's. RIP my stomach or is it good?


It had been far to long since I had an acceptable level of recognition, so the story was a necessity.

McDonald's breakfast sucks soft candles though... It's always so dry and you can just tell they put zero effort or love into their food. BK's breakfast is MUCH better in the opinion of the jfin.


Oh really? Never would have thought BK breakfast would be legit. Yeah, the McDonald's wasn't worth it. Pooped it out 5 minutes after.


Oh yea you'll poop out the BK moments later as well. But you'll feel a lot more gratification and appreciation as opposed to the McD's. McD's comes out (assuming you chose juice over coffee) rather blandly and chunky, which presents the anus with an uncomfortable situation. But the BK will just glide right out because it's so much greasier. Really in all facets besides blood circulation and life expectancy, BK is the better choice.


Don't drink coffee. Water or bust.

I guess I had good McDonald's. Poop came out real clean and with not much trouble. One wiper which is always a plus. I will try bk and see how the poops compare.

Taste > blood circulation and life expectancy
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I guess I had good McDonald's. Poop came out real clean and with not much trouble. One wiper which is always a plus.

People actually have "one wipers." I've never even had the confidence to just wipe once and then just call it quits. But usually for the jfin, it takes a solid 6-8 wipes until I'm good to go. People who wipe once or twice lose respectability. The anus wasn't meant to be cleaned with single swipe of paper.

I will try bk and see how the poops compare.

It'll most definitely come out as diarrhea for you if the McD's was coming out with a solid consistency...

Taste > blood circulation and life expectancy

Obviously. We're not pansy men, so why would their be any variation in this response?

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jagman777 wrote:
Honestly it all depends on the specific locations. I've had good McD's breakfast and bad McD's breakfast. Same with BK.


No matter where I have gotten BK, state, city, etc, always have gotten sick.


This is usually caused by a combo of low testosterone and high levels of estrogen.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jfinley88 wrote:
Its A Sabotage wrote:
jagman777 wrote:
Honestly it all depends on the specific locations. I've had good McD's breakfast and bad McD's breakfast. Same with BK.


No matter where I have gotten BK, state, city, etc, always have gotten sick.


This is usually caused by a combo of low testosterone and high levels of estrogen.


Which is funny because yo moms loves my testosterone level if you know what I mean.
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jfinley88 wrote:
Its A Sabotage wrote:
jagman777 wrote:
Honestly it all depends on the specific locations. I've had good McD's breakfast and bad McD's breakfast. Same with BK.


No matter where I have gotten BK, state, city, etc, always have gotten sick.


This is usually caused by a combo of low testosterone and high levels of estrogen.


Which is funny because yo moms loves my testosterone level if you know what I mean.


What are you referring to? Elaborate Mr. Mod... What kind of activities did you engage in? Teh Sexual Interforce?!?!?!
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jfinley88 wrote:
Its A Sabotage wrote:
jfinley88 wrote:
Its A Sabotage wrote:
jagman777 wrote:
Honestly it all depends on the specific locations. I've had good McD's breakfast and bad McD's breakfast. Same with BK.


No matter where I have gotten BK, state, city, etc, always have gotten sick.


This is usually caused by a combo of low testosterone and high levels of estrogen.


Which is funny because yo moms loves my testosterone level if you know what I mean.


What are you referring to? Elaborate Mr. Mod... What kind of activities did you engage in? Teh Sexual Interforce?!?!?!


I mean you can ask her yourself, I'm in her top-5 on myspace now, and #1 on speed-dial.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jfinley88 wrote:
Bad meets Evil wrote:
I guess I had good McDonald's. Poop came out real clean and with not much trouble. One wiper which is always a plus.

People actually have "one wipers." I've never even had the confidence to just wipe once and then just call it quits. But usually for the jfin, it takes a solid 6-8 wipes until I'm good to go. People who wipe once or twice lose respectability. The anus wasn't meant to be cleaned with single swipe of paper.

I will try bk and see how the poops compare.

It'll most definitely come out as diarrhea for you if the McD's was coming out with a solid consistency...

Taste > blood circulation and life expectancy

Obviously. We're not pansy men, so why would their be any variation in this response?


Yes, it is possible. It's rare but I have a skill few other men have. When you wipe and it's clean you just keep wiping? Waste of time.

Nice, haven't had diarrhea in a whole so it'll be a nice change of pace.

W/e
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Bad meets Evil wrote:
jfinley88 wrote:
Bad meets Evil wrote:
I guess I had good McDonald's. Poop came out real clean and with not much trouble. One wiper which is always a plus.

People actually have "one wipers." I've never even had the confidence to just wipe once and then just call it quits. But usually for the jfin, it takes a solid 6-8 wipes until I'm good to go. People who wipe once or twice lose respectability. The anus wasn't meant to be cleaned with single swipe of paper.

I will try bk and see how the poops compare.

It'll most definitely come out as diarrhea for you if the McD's was coming out with a solid consistency...

Taste > blood circulation and life expectancy

Obviously. We're not pansy men, so why would their be any variation in this response?


Yes, it is possible. It's rare but I have a skill few other men have. When you wipe and it's clean you just keep wiping? Waste of time.

Nice, haven't had diarrhea in a whole so it'll be a nice change of pace.

W/e


Instead of BME, you shall now be DAM (Dirty Anused Man) in the mind of jfin.
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