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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is always the frozen keys in the punch bowl trick. You put everyones keys in a punch bowl and freeze them solid and tell them they can leave when there keys thaw out which is generally about the time they sober up.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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There is always the frozen keys in the punch bowl trick. You put everyones keys in a punch bowl and freeze them solid and tell them they can leave when there keys thaw out which is generally about the time they sober up.


Not sure how that would work with the key fob.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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DawgSoldier wrote:
There is always the frozen keys in the punch bowl trick. You put everyones keys in a punch bowl and freeze them solid and tell them they can leave when there keys thaw out which is generally about the time they sober up.


Not sure how that would work with the key fob.
you take the fob off.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DawgSoldier wrote:
LETSGOBROWNIES wrote:
DawgSoldier wrote:
There is always the frozen keys in the punch bowl trick. You put everyones keys in a punch bowl and freeze them solid and tell them they can leave when there keys thaw out which is generally about the time they sober up.


Not sure how that would work with the key fob.
you take the fob off.


But then I can get the valet key in my car!

A drunk man will never be denied the chance to make a foolish decision.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A drunk man will never be denied the chance to make a foolish decision.


that is what she said about you


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked

Dawg.... That is so wrong. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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LETSGOBROWNIES wrote:


A drunk man will never be denied the chance to make a foolish decision.


that is what she said about you



Nothing foolish about that decision.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thats why you dont buy booze for underaged kids
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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thats why you dont buy booze for underaged kids


I didn't even know who he was.

But it seems everything is cool now. Nobody has heard from him that I know of.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Christ bulldog, sounds like you had way more fun than me!

I guess the next time someone insists on being a [inappropriate/removed], let them leave and call the cops.

Stay safe bud.


This used to be the way I was. But a few years ago my fiance lost her brother in a car accident. They said he wasn't drunk, but he had been drinking. Its kind of a soft spot for us.

and never have I had someone pull a gun out on me.

few scuffles here and there, but never a gun.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bulldog wrote:
LETSGOBROWNIES wrote:
Christ bulldog, sounds like you had way more fun than me!

I guess the next time someone insists on being a [inappropriate/removed], let them leave and call the cops.

Stay safe bud.


This used to be the way I was. But a few years ago my fiance lost her brother in a car accident. They said he wasn't drunk, but he had been drinking. Its kind of a soft spot for us.

and never have I had someone pull a gun out on me.

few scuffles here and there, but never a gun.


Sorry to hear about your brother in law.

Having a gun pulled is never fun. My buddy and I were shot at a few years ago because he liked to talk chit and get in fights. Wasn't much fun or very entertaining IMO.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mistakebytehlak wrote:
thats why you dont buy booze for underaged kids


I didn't read where he said he did.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy heck THEe Buster Hymen signed up, hot dang
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Bonanza23 wrote:
Holy heck THEe Buster Hymen signed up, hot dang


Shocked
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Dropkick_pride wrote:
Bonanza23 wrote:
Holy heck THEe Buster Hymen signed up, hot dang


Shocked


At my draft party I had everone bustin up with that vid. Laughing

Unfortunately we had one of them with our made up guy Rolling Eyes
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