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DJpillz317


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:46 pm    Post subject: Adrian Peterson Re-Tears ACL In Preparation For 2013 Season Reply with quote
LOL, now he's gonna go for 3000 yards this year!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/adrian-peterson-retears-acl-in-preparation-for-201,30895/

MINNEAPOLIS—Hoping to improve upon the remarkable feat of rushing for the second most yards in NFL history a year after tearing his ACL in the final week of 2011, Vikings running back Adrian Peterson announced Sunday that he has intentionally torn his ACL again and will undergo reconstructive knee surgery later this week.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Now, you're just plain scaring everyone. Laughing

And I have edited your post, as you cannot post entire articles. It's against forum rules.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Love the Onion
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
First thing I did was check my calendar, hoping it was April 1st
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
This legitimately almost gave me a heart attack.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Not funny
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
As a Timberwolves fan, I've almost become numb to stories like this, real or fake
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Not cool, man. not cool Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Good stuff!

almost had me...I just reread the title though. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
This should just be removed completely.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
D-Hemi wrote:
This should just be removed completely.


why? It was classic Onion.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's hilarious, if you read the whole title of the thread it is clearly an onion article. Plus giving people heart attacks is funny, right? Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Deadspin is now reporting that Adrian Peterson never tore his ACL last season and in fact, his ACL never even existed.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Deadspin is now reporting that Adrian Peterson never tore his ACL last season and in fact, his ACL never even existed.


CYBORG!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Worm Guts wrote:
Deadspin is now reporting that Adrian Peterson never tore his ACL last season and in fact, his ACL never even existed.


I may have to steal this for Facebook....
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