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| Who was the Player of the Week for week 14? |
| Sam Bradford: 209 yards, 1 TD |
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3% |
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| Brandon Gibson: 6 rec, 100 yards, 1 TD |
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24% |
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| Steven Jackson: 64 yards, 1 TD |
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3% |
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| Michael Brockers: 4 tackles, 1.5 Sacks, 1 FF |
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68% |
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| Jo-Lunn Dunbar: 3 tackles, 1 INT |
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Ramsfan28
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 Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:06 am Post subject: Gameday THread: Rams vs Vikings |
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Rams
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Vikings
Moments after last week's game
Bradford: WOOOOOOOOO!!!!! We did it! !!!! We beat the Bills!
Brockers: WOOOHOOO!!! Let's celebrate!!!
Long: We're all here, right? Who wants to party...I know I sure do...
Dahl: Wait...we're missing someone...
Bradford: Probably a certain someone that keeps appearing in RF28's gameday threads and will continue to appear seeing as they are 2-0 since he has graced them, making him not completely useless to the team.
Amendola: Steve!!!!!!!! Where are you???
In a land, removed of the living, desecrated by the dead, there stood one man...
"No one else is here...except for me and my dog...I think I'm gonna go run on a treadmill!
He is...a legend.....
Steve Smith in....I R LEGUND
Smith: Week 2, Day 11, I'm stuck here in this abandoned building. It's just me, and my dog. There are tons of slow moving things everywhere. I'm outnumbered. Snails have doubled, sloths have tripled, and fat people are now more mobile:
Everyone else is gone. It's just me now.
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Bradford: Steve, we're right here.
Vikings Secondary: Yes Steve, we're only 15 feet in front of you. Why don't you run....RIGHT INTO US!? MWAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!
Smith: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Smith: WHERE DID JABA GET THOSE SLAVES TO MAKE HIS CONCRETE SLAB MORE MOBILE?!?!
Smith: I have no choice...there's just too many of them. I'm going to let them all come to me, and bomb this place.
Bradford: Steve, just jog to us...it's fine. You don't have to detonate a thermal nuclear weapon.
Smith: No. I have to do this.
Fisher: YOU USELESS KNUCKLEHEAD! Stop where you're doing!
Smith: I'm...I'm sorry....I hope you all will forgive me!
Fisher: Quinn, get in there and stop him.
Quinn: I'm coming Steve!!! I'm gonna stop this detonator!!!!!!
Smith: Goodbye...cruel world....oh wait, I forgot the detonator!!!
Russell: Is this...candy?
Smith: Jamarcus! So good to see you! Could you toss me that detonator please?
Russell: Hmmmm....no. I deep fry this first.
Smith: It's fat free, Jamarcus.
Russell: BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Smith: Give it here...
Russell: Okay, catch!
Cook: Got it!!!
Smith: Oh no! A defensive back caught Jamarcus' pass!
Bailey: Hmmm...does this summon a defensive tackle for me when I press it?
Smith: NO CHAMP! IT-
4 Days later, in West Virginia
Smith: ugh....where am I?
*deedddllleeeedeeedooooodeeeedoooooddddeeeeeeeddooooodeeeeeee*
Smith: .....
*Bujmmmmmbbuuummmmbuoommmbmmmmbummmboooommmbummmbummoombbummmmmmmmmmmm
Smith: Dueling kickers!
*DODODHODEUMDMDODUDMDMDM
DUDMMDDUMMMMDUMMMDDEEELLDL
DLDLBUMMMMDEEEEDLDLLEEBUOOOMMDDDEEEDUMMMD
BUMMMMM*
GZ: Hey there....stranger...
Smith: Hello!
Blair: heheh...heh...you sure got a purty mouth don't ya?
Smith: Huh....?
GZ: GO ON BOY! SQUEAL LIKE A PIG FOR ME!!!!
Smith: HUH?!?!
Blair: WEEEEEEEEEEE SOOOOUEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Smith: OH NO! IT'S DELIVERANCE! MAKE TH BANJOS STOP!!!!!!!!
Also, I'm extremely surprised no one mentioned anything about me making Lunatic a midget. I didn't receive any fruit baskets from anyone, especially you Timmy...so here we go again. StLunatic88, as a midget. I prefer my apples to be Honeycrisp.
| StLunatic88 wrote: | | The J.R.S. wrote: | | What about LG? I like the potential that Dion Jordan shows, but perhaps taking Chance Warmack there is a better option? |
Apparently a bunch of you have already forgotten about Rok Watkins. They really like him, drafted him to be that LG, and there is a plenty good chance that Warmack is taken in the first half of the draft. Potentially higher than either one of our picks end up being.
I like Warmack plenty, but some of you (actually most of you) are so locked into that thought, you can't even entertain another option at this point.
As for drafting 2 safeties, you can't count on being able to sign a FA. Most of them will likely be locked up (extension or Tag) and there might not end up being anyone worth paying what their price tag becomes. (Very likely scenario) |
And to finish....a word from my future ex-wife:
"Thanks babe for making so many funny gameday threads!"
Oh you're welcome sweety.
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Vikefan79
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| Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:41 am Post subject: Re: Gameday THread: Rams vs Vikings |
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| Ramsfan28 wrote: | Vikings
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Why would you use someone that is obviously from Missourri to represent the the Vikings?
I live in Joplin for 6 months back in 1996. My parents fearing that everyone was brother, sister, and cousin in that town moved us back to Florida.
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vike daddy
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if a married couple in Missouri gets a divorce, can they still be cousins...?
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Rams4Life523
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The JaMarcus Russel part had me rofl. Good stuff RF28.
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NVRamsFan
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| Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:58 am Post subject: |
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| vike daddy wrote: | | if a married couple in Missouri gets a divorce, can they still be cousins...? |
And brother sister still too.
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El ramster
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| Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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LETS KICK SOME OLD FART BOOOOOOTY!!
I hope Quinn has a break out game..
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StLunatic88
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| Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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Time to end Adrian Peterson MVP Bid
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El ramster
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Jonezy
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| Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:02 pm Post subject: |
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I have a feeling we may see a bit more Tru then Janoris this week, based on tackling. We gotta stuff 8-9 in the box and force Ponder to throw, Hope to slow AP to 80-90 yards.
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| Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Jonezy wrote: | | I have a feeling we may see a bit more Tru then Janoris this week, based on tackling. We gotta stuff 10-11 in the box and force Ponder to throw, Hope to slow AP to 120-250 yards. |
fixed.
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STLRamsFan99
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| Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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| [UMN] wrote: | | Jonezy wrote: | | I have a feeling we may see a bit more Tru then Janoris this week, based on tackling. We gotta stuff 10-11 in the box and force Ponder who can't throw, Hope to slow AP to 100-120 yards. |
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| STLRamsFan99 wrote: | | [UMN] wrote: | | Jonezy wrote: | | I have a feeling we may see a bit more Tru then Janoris this week, based on tackling. We gotta stuff 7 defensive lineman, 3 linebackers, 1 spying safety in the box and force Ponder who can't throw, Hope to slow AP to 100-120 yards. |
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El ramster
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| Quote: | Unstoppable Force
He’s had a slow start since coming back from injury in Week 4, but first-round pick Michael Brockers (+6. put together his best game of the season. He had little trouble shedding the blocks of Buffalo’s makeshift offensive line, recording career highs in tackles (five) and stops (six) and tying his career high in QB disruptions (five). He did all of this on his just 38 plays, his second-lowest snap count of the season (though that was mostly due to the low play count of the Bills’ offense). He was so destructive that both LT Cordy Glenn and Andy Levitre were handed their lowest grades of the season. Brockers still hasn’t missed a tackle since his debut in Week 4, and if he can consistently play anywhere near this level in the future the Rams look to have struck gold in the draft. |
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SteelKing728
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Hi.
I hope the Minnesota Vikids come to play on Sunday. The real team only plays well in Minnesota. Its like watching a highschool team when Minnesota is on the road.
Our WRs suck. Michael Junkins is good for 5-8 yard passes, Devin Aromashadow is no good. Its literally like throwing to a shadow. Stephen Durrrrrrrrrrrton can only block, not catch. He has no field awareness at all. Jarius Wrong is no Percy Harvin, and Jerump "really high" Simpson is no more than a #4 WR in the NFL, and thats why he's our #1. (There are 2 reasons why Jerome Simpson is Jerump "really high").
Other than that, we field a pretty solid team, minus QB, DT, OLB, MLB, Opposite Safety to Harrison Smith, CB, 2nd string TE and Tobias Gerhart.
this game will come down to who turns the ball over less, and when Christian Ponder is your Qb, you just never know.
Good luck guys. Have fun with it.
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NVRamsFan
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| SteelKing728 wrote: | Hi.
I hope the Minnesota Vikids come to play on Sunday. The real team only plays well in Minnesota. Its like watching a highschool team when Minnesota is on the road.
Our WRs suck. Michael Junkins is good for 5-8 yard passes, Devin Aromashadow is no good. Its literally like throwing to a shadow. Stephen Durrrrrrrrrrrton can only block, not catch. He has no field awareness at all. Jarius Wrong is no Percy Harvin, and Jerump "really high" Simpson is no more than a #4 WR in the NFL, and thats why he's our #1. (There are 2 reasons why Jerome Simpson is Jerump "really high").
Other than that, we field a pretty solid team, minus QB, DT, OLB, MLB, Opposite Safety to Harrison Smith, CB, 2nd string TE and Tobias Gerhart.
this game will come down to who turns the ball over less, and when Christian Ponder is your Qb, you just never know.
Good luck guys. Have fun with it. |
Best of luck. We could trade you Steve Smith but the snail is blanketing him, even on the practice field, so you'd probably have to take both in the trade. It's fun watching AP it reminds me a lot of watching a young Dickerson.
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