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Ramsfan28
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 Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 4:37 am Post subject: Rams Gameday Thread: Rams vs Seahawks |
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Rams
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[color= puke]Seahawks[/color]
HEY KIDS! DID YOU LOVE AIR BUD: THE BASKETBALL ALL-STAR GOLDEN RETRIEVER?
Kids: YAY!
Well we decided that Golden Retrievers are kind of...outplayed...so we are using a new animal! Are you ready kids?!
Kids: YAY!
Introducing: Hawky, the really...really...cool bird!
Hawky: CAWWWW!
Coming soon to theaters near you...Hawky the Seahawk, in Hawky: Seattle's Best Tutor
Professor: Now class, pull out your homework assignments.
Kid: Teacher! Teacher! I don't have mine!
Professor: Oh lemme guess...the dog ate your homework...
Kid: No! The bird crapped all over it!
Hawky: CAWW!
Hawky the Seahawk in: Hawky: The C-hawksarian Section Doctor
Woman: I...I...
Husband: PUSH DEAR!
Woman: I can't!
Doctor: Well...I'm sorry ma'am, but we're going to have to do a C-Section.
Hawky: CAWWW!!
Woman: ....no....
Hawky: CAW!
Woman: No...way...in...hell....
Hawky: CAWW!
Husband: We're running out of time! We gotta let the Seahawk do this!
Woman: But it's not even a true bird!
Hawky: CAWWW!
Husband: Someone hand the bird a scalpel!
Doctor: But sir, he already has 6 of them!
Wasn't that funny kids! Poor girl...may she rest in peace... Anyway, that's not all the laughter we have!
Hawky the Seahawk in: Hawky: Paralegal
Carroll: Ah man...I'm so screwed! I have totally messed up! I'm a goner at USC, no way out of this. I've also tarnished the reputation of the school. Why did I bribe those poor kids so much?
Carroll: Oh...hello....
Hawky: CAWW!!
Carroll: What? I should leave and go pro?
Hawky: CAWW!
Carroll: Even though I wasn't a great pro coach, and the dude that took over ended up winning 3 Super Bowls, I should still go back?
Hawky: CAWW!
Carroll: And...coach the Seattle Seahawks?
Hawky: CAWW!!
Carroll: So...you're saying...all I need now is to put in my notice and find someone to throw under a speeding bus? I can do that!
Carroll: HEY! KIFFIN! I got something for ya..it's a Marcus Allen autographed ring under this Greyhound going 80! Hey!
Meanwhile, at Earth City, the Rams sit down to prepare for the Seahawks
Dahl: How the heck am I supposed to cover Russell Okung? I mean, the guy just shuffles side to side for the most part, and when he goes up field....it's not very far. It seems like defensive linemen do a pretty good job containing him though. They try really really hard to stay in front of his face. Still...it's like he's a ninja in disguise, just getting ready to break loose for a big play.
Quinn: Yo, Craig, when I'm blitzing, which is VERY often, when we go nickel formation...who do you have???
Dahl: ..the security guard?
JL55: NO! Question 2. It's 3rd and long. I'm playing Spy in the middle. Finny and JJ have the outside locked down, Trujo has the slot. Who do you help on this play?
Dahl: ....I build sand castle?
JL55: GRRR! WHY MUST WE MAKE FUN OF YOU!
Quinn: Because it might be the last time we see him in a Rams uniform....RF28 is just getting in his shots while he still has the time.
JL55: Wait....so then that means.....
Smith: Guys! I figured out where the source of power is on the snails! Those shells...are jetpacks for their fast movement!
Bradford: Steve, I got your new assignment today. I'm sorry, but you're going to be pretty well covered by it for the entire day. I'm sending you on an island where you will be covered by....A RAMS HOODIE AND SWEATGEAR! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Smith: ....ah man...no way I can get separation from that! Well, I'll just take one for the team and keep running upfield, so that way it takes the attention off the other and you can get some throws off Mr. Sam!
Smith: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! DESTROY THEIR JETPACKS!
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| EliteTexan80 wrote: | | mark it down, the Rams are going to crash the party in the NFC West next season. |
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jrry32
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Why didn't you just hit back and then copy it?
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| Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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| jrry32 wrote: | | Why didn't you just hit back and then copy it? |
+1
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Ramsfan28
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| Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:00 pm Post subject: |
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| jrry32 wrote: | | Why didn't you just hit back and then copy it? |
I did, but when did it was all erased. At home I do these on word to avoid the problem, but I don't have that luxury when mobile. I'm back tomorrow, so hopefully I can piece one together, I just didn't want to keep people waiting on the thread
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| EliteTexan80 wrote: | | mark it down, the Rams are going to crash the party in the NFC West next season. |
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Emcee
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| Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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If there was ever a week for roller coaster pictures and Steve vs. Snail updates, it's this one.
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jjab360
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| Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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I get PO'd when that happens to me on a few sentences, can't imagine how I'd feel about a huge GDT. I feel your pain RF28.
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El ramster
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| Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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I ain't even feeling this buuulllllll..
The less I am attach the less the disappointment 
Just like last week.
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| Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | St Louis – Three Performances of Note
A Coverage Linebacker
It’s easy to see why James Laurinaitis (+4.2) is the only defensive player in the league to have played every snap for his team. Able to play on every down he was all over the field here, making a series of crucial plays. He’s not the type of player to wow you by consistently getting off blocks and making plays, but he has a nose for the ball and drops smoothly when in coverage. His interception with 3:38 to go in the second quarter was a game changing play and he followed that up with another pass break up. Sometimes guys stick out for the mistakes they make but not Laurinaitis clearly wasn’t one today.
The Unanswered Question
Every time I come away from seeing Sam Bradford (-0.6) play I always feel a little disappointed. I’ve seen enough to know he’s capable yet why does he make me think he’ll never lift up to his draft status? He was far from terrible here and did a particularly nice job exploiting the aggressive Bucs for two play action touchdowns. Indeed with 32 quarterbacks assessed so far this week his 53.8% adjusted accuracy percentage is second lowest as his accuracy was once again shaky.
I can’t be the only one asking, in this age of players adapting to the NFL quickly, when Bradford is going to take that next step?
Rookie Cornerbacks Show Up
At times this year both Janoris Jenkins (+1. and Trumaine Johnson (+4.6) have looked a little out of their depth. Johnson struggled in the two games he saw his most significant action (Weeks 10 and 12) while Jenkins has developed a knack for giving up as many big plays as he makes.
Well, if yesterday was a glimpse to the future it looks like the Rams are going to be in good hands with both men in the lineup for years to come. Josh Freeman was eager to get after both men and attempted 17 balls combined into the coverage of the pair. Unfortunately for him the result was just seven completions for 75 yards with two picks and a pass break up. Real nice days to build on for 2013. |
Game Ball
If Trumaine Johnson wilted under the attack of Josh Freeman this game would have been very different. He didn’t and the Rams continue to end the season on a high.
Ohhh lawd! That Dat there Sam Bradford comment!
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yrba1
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| Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:51 am Post subject: Re: Rams Gameday Thread: Rams vs Seahawks |
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| Ramsfan28 wrote: | | I just wrote out a HUGE freakin GDT and this stupid computer I'm on made me sign into my account, and deleted the whole damn thing. I'm mad. I'm not redoing this either. If I remember something funny I posted, I'll edit the thread and add it in there. Yes, mad. Post away guys. |
Art like yours must be done and saved through Microsoft Word, then copy and pasted
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SupeRG00F
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| Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:31 pm Post subject: |
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Good luck Sheepies! Are you all hoping for a loss for better draft position? All i'm hoping for is no fake FG for a touchdown. 
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jrry32
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| SupeRG00F wrote: | | Good luck Sheepies! Are you all hoping for a loss for better draft position? All i'm hoping for is no fake FG for a touchdown. |
Nah. We're wanting our undefeated record in the division. Oh and I can understand your frustration that our ginger punt threw more TDs than your elf QB last time we played. 
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Emcee
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| Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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Hekker > Wilson
HEKKER FOR OROY!
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SupeRG00F
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| jrry32 wrote: | | SupeRG00F wrote: | | Good luck Sheepies! Are you all hoping for a loss for better draft position? All i'm hoping for is no fake FG for a touchdown. |
Nah. We're wanting our undefeated record in the division. Oh and I can understand your frustration that our ginger punt threw more TDs than your elf QB last time we played. |
Dude, yeah. I was irate.
It is imperssive they'll be 5-1 in the division this season.
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jrry32
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| Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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| SupeRG00F wrote: | | jrry32 wrote: | | SupeRG00F wrote: | | Good luck Sheepies! Are you all hoping for a loss for better draft position? All i'm hoping for is no fake FG for a touchdown. |
Nah. We're wanting our undefeated record in the division. Oh and I can understand your frustration that our ginger punt threw more TDs than your elf QB last time we played. |
Dude, yeah. I was irate.
It is imperssive they'll be 5-1 in the division this season. |
5-0-1...I think you mean.
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| Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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| jrry32 wrote: | | SupeRG00F wrote: | | jrry32 wrote: | | SupeRG00F wrote: | | Good luck Sheepies! Are you all hoping for a loss for better draft position? All i'm hoping for is no fake FG for a touchdown. |
Nah. We're wanting our undefeated record in the division. Oh and I can understand your frustration that our ginger punt threw more TDs than your elf QB last time we played. |
Dude, yeah. I was irate.
It is imperssive they'll be 5-1 in the division this season. |
5-0-1...I think you mean. |
Well, actually, if you want the 411....you'll be 4-1-1 
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