5 reasons you know your offense is inept

DJ_Fka

I am watching the game on replay atm, oh my, need some humour after this.

1. You are 0 - 11 for 3rd downs mid way through the 3rd quarter.
2. You best offensive production was from a fake punt, by a defensive player.
3. Someone on the team asks if Derek Anderson if free next week
4. Offensive players ask to play D, so they have a chance at catching a pass.
5. Opposition D doesnt even bother covering your WR, they know they have no chance of catching a pass

Have a laugh people, at least we won 4 games there, in a row too, as always, there is next year.

khodder · Joined: 19 Dec 2005 Posts: 48146 Location: New New York

DJ_Fka · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:41 pm Post subject:

I wanted to make it 10 like Letterman, but could only really get 6 or 7 good ones.

That is funny though

Keep them coming

Maybe i can email them to Mr Whiz once we get there

khodder · Joined: 19 Dec 2005 Posts: 48146 Location: New New York

You have more Fourth Down conversions than Thrid Down Conversions.

Your only conversion on third or fourth down came with your Quarterback on the sideline.
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Patrick Peterson - 92 targets, 40 catches allowed, 602 yards, 6 TD's, 7 INT's

The Big Brain am winning again, I am the Greetest.

apollo14000 · Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Posts: 3749 Location: PA

Your offense plays so bad your fans laugh instead of get angry. Or maybe that was just me Laughing

#1CARDSFAN · Joined: 18 Jan 2006 Posts: 23284

That's great DK We should do a Top 10 for a laugh.

I will start.

10) Derek Anderson trashes fans on Twitter cause he is the best QB the team has had since 2010 and he was cut.

#1CARDSFAN · Joined: 18 Jan 2006 Posts: 23284

9) Your running game kneels down to keep the defense honest and gains more yardage then the passing offense.

khodder · Joined: 19 Dec 2005 Posts: 48146 Location: New New York

Your offense has allowed 21 points to be scored against you in the same span your defense has allowed just 40.
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Patrick Peterson - 92 targets, 40 catches allowed, 602 yards, 6 TD's, 7 INT's

The Big Brain am winning again, I am the Greetest.

#1CARDSFAN · Joined: 18 Jan 2006 Posts: 23284

DJ_Fka · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:51 pm Post subject:

DJ_Fka · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:54 pm Post subject:

The Bye is favoured by 10 points

7) The opposition doesnt turn up and you still commit 3 turnovers and a pick six.

#1CARDSFAN · Joined: 18 Jan 2006 Posts: 23284

stchamp98 · Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 52947 Location: Havre, Montana

Reason #10:

I nearly shut off a game where we held the lead.
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#1CARDSFAN · Joined: 18 Jan 2006 Posts: 23284

shawn · Joined: 02 Nov 2005 Posts: 5323

Wasn't Lindley 3 or 9 going into half time?

so

#11...when your defense catches as many passes as your offense.
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