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Squish the fish?
Squish 'em good!
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No! The Dolphins will migrate onto the land and become our masters!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:30 pm    Post subject: Week 13: Bust out the seafood forks Reply with quote


Or if you want to go all traditional,



It's time once again to

Don't look at me like that, you Greenpeace types. Dolphins might be cute, but beneath that adorable and playful exterior beats the heart of a sociopathic killer.
Look at this:

http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/bizarre/news-bottle-nosed-dolphins-only-animal-kills-fun

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The murders were confirmed by a film that surfaced, which depicted a group of bottlenose dolphins attacking a porpoise to the point of breaking its back and shattering its soft tissue. More shocking footage of this behavior can be found in the English documentary program, The Dolphin Murders. It is believed that these violent tendencies have always been present but have only come to notice recently due to dolphins' human-friendly behavior, allowing them closer contact with tourist boats and beaches.

In an even more shocking discovery, young dolphin corpses with matching injuries were spotted on the same shores as those where the porpoises were found. The reasons why bottlenose dolphins kill their young are unknown. However, some scientists believe it is due to mating instincts. In the wild, a lion will kill the young in order to make the mother available to mate again. Some researchers say the same principles may apply for the bottlenose dolphins. However, proof has shown the killing of young dolphins is not restricted to the male population, which only makes the case more perplexing.


So you see, the Pats would be doing the rest of the undersea world a favor by mercilessly dispatching these terrors of the deep.
I wouldn't be surprised if, after a season sweep, a bunch of undersea creatures got together and prepared a cheery musical number in the team's honor as a sign of gratitude for lifting the specter of the dolphin menace from their lives.

No dolphins here! Coincidence? I think not!

Also, this:
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/61945/detail/

It's the classic t-shirt game. A win and the Pats clinch the AFC East for the 10th time in 12 years.
Then they can concern themselves with bigger fish.
Or bigger beef, as it were.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn sociopathic dolphins.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing @ every picture. Well done.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/28/report-chandler-jones-likely-to-miss-sundays-game/

Chandler likely out for third straight game.
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WOW! I had no idea my team were such murderous creatures. Must be a Miami thing because I admit I'd eat Ariel Laughing

What other players of yours are likely to be out for the game? Don't you have some OL guys that are nicked up?
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Russ57 wrote:
WOW! I had no idea my team were such murderous creatures. Must be a Miami thing because I admit I'd eat Ariel Laughing


....dude...TMI Laughing

Russ57 wrote:
What other players of yours are likely to be out for the game? Don't you have some OL guys that are nicked up?


Understatement: Vollmer, Connolly, Mankins all hurt and possibly out.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

+ Gronk, possibly Edelman and Hernandez.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mankins
Connolly
Vollmer
Bolden
Gronkowski
Hernandez
Edelman
Chandler
Hightower
Chung
Dowling


That's a lot of talent to be missing significant time.

4 points away from 11-0....
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Russ57 wrote:
WOW! I had no idea my team were such murderous creatures. Must be a Miami thing because I admit I'd eat Ariel Laughing

What other players of yours are likely to be out for the game? Don't you have some OL guys that are nicked up?


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pats 42- Phins 21

I feel with the banged up d line we have MIA will be running with Regina Bush and Danny Thomas. We are prone to get gashed by teams ability to get 3-5 ypc on us and i don't see that trend slowing any. I think our pass D continues to evolve and improve with McCourty at S, and Talib and Dennard manning the CB spots. We MUST keep TFB off his back and we must keep working our running game in to ensure the most balanced attack as we hope to get healthy and powered up heading into post season.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

uhhh...lets stop talking about Ariel.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just warning you guys now, the Dolphins are undefeated in games I've attended and I'll be at this one. (Of course....those were all against the Jets Wink )
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who is this Ariel character?
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http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/South%20Park%20Episode%20Player%20-%20Whale%20Whores.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqa5_kN5DJo
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Edelman scores on ST's for a 3rd straight game?

*crosses fingers*
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