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Who was the Player of the Week for week 12?
Janoris Jenkins: Being Lindley's Favorite Target
84%
 84%  [ 22 ]
Craig Dahl: Doing something useful
15%
 15%  [ 4 ]
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:20 am    Post subject: Gameday Thread: Rams vs. 49ers Reply with quote

Rams



VS

49ers




The Story of How the Truce Ended




So it all begins after a ruthless battle in St. Louis had ended. Baughzilla ended his destruction when he was stifled by the stache. Just when Fisher had him right where he wanted him, he had his sniper, Greg Zuerlein, deliver the coup de gras. Zuerlein hit his target, but Hollywood felt that he took too long, which led to the scene being anticlimactic, and paid billions to bring him back to life. At this point both sides had exhausted their energies and called a truce.



Harbaugh: Alright, let's make a deal. None of your guys come over to California, and none of my guys will come over to St. Louis. We shall call this line....the 49erth parallel. HA! See what I did there? I took the famous 49th parallel from Korea, and...well...you know...I have my moments where everything just clicks.










NOW SIGN THE TREATY OR I BURN THINGS!


Fisher agreed to terms with Harbaugh, and the two enemies agreed to not attack each other. Things were peaceful in both lands.










Until one day......





JL: Hey Greg, pressure is on, if you don't make this 25 yard field goal, Robert Quinn has to wear a dress and sign "Don't you Want Me" to the nuns down the street!





Greg: Haha, piece of cake, I nailed a 60 yarder earlier!

Chris Long: Keep in mind, Greg, this is CLUTCH!

Greg: ....oh....



*BOOT*


JL: Wide right....OFF TO BLOOMINGDALES TO FIND ROBERT A DRESS!

Long: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Let's get him one with flowers! Oh but it has to match his shoes!




*Meanwhile, in San Francisco*




Hunter: Man, I'm becoming the new heir to the throne! I hope you guys are starting me in fantasy! Now it's time to do this outdated, no longer relevant since I'm no longer in college Heisman pose, leaving my knee totally exposed.



*CRACK*

Hunter: AHHHH!!!! That football destroyed my body! Coach, I"m hurt!

Harbaugh: A football!?! Who did this to you Kendall?!?!

Hunter: I....don't know...coach...

Harbaugh: It would appear whoever did this, put waaaayyyy too much leg into it. I know who did this....



Harbaugh: TO ARMS! WE INVADE THE EARTHLINGS OF ST. LOUIS!



[i]The 49ers assembled their army. However, they were blocked by an unexpected, much improved wall:



Saffold: Man, I need to get hurt more often! I think they put horse steroids in my leg or something! I'm like a....NFL caliber left tackle now!




Aldon Smith: Man, this is annoying, get out of my way son I have records to break!

Saffold: I would suggest going to Arizona, they will gladly invite you to go smash that record.

Smith: Hmmm....OKAY!

Willis: Too bad you don't have backup! BOOM!

Saffold: Ah crap...where is my guard at?




Dahl: I'm sorry, but this pizza boy gave me lip and smirked at me when I said I really wanted sausage. You know how these things go...gotta break a few heads every now and then.





Bradford: We gotta send for help. Captain Useless?!






Smith: Yes?




Bradford: Get separation from that snail and send this letter to Steven Jackson. I will throw it to you when you are open.




*1 hour later*

Bradford: It's a freakin' snail!!!! How can you not get separation from a snail?!

Smith: It's....it's....blocking my routes! It's like it knows my every move...

Bradford: Okay, everyone gather round'







Bradford: Dahl, equip level 4 regenerate on everybody.

Dahl: Got it

Bradford: Saffold, cast protection from fire on Dahl, that way he can stay and cast level 5 cure on everyone when Smith and Davis hit us.

Saffold: Got it.

Bradford: Smith, stay there and be useless. You will be our decoy. I'm going to cast Stone Skin on you, that way you can withstand your beating longer.

Smith: I...I think I finally beat that snail!




Smith: What? ANOTHER snail? Double coverage? The animal kingdom has double covered Steve Smith? Oh bring it on, Mollusks, I got this.

Bradford: So here's what we do. When they breach the wall, I will cast a fireball, then drain mana on Justin Smith. JL, I need you to be our paladin at the wall, keeping them out. Quinn, you are the berserk, with Mikell there as your support. So once we get set, we should....




Jenkins: Oh alright, I'm going in guys.

JJJJJJJJAAAAAANNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS


JJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSS




Bradford: oh crap, he ran in...

JL: Guys, follow him, stick to the plan, stick to the plan...

Quinn: Oh man, there's too many of them! I'm out of mana, I can't cast haste!

Mikell: Ah crap, Janoris!


*BOOM*




Bradford: Oh....I guess he does got it.

Jenkins: That'll hold them off! Great fighting team!


THUD.........THUD........THUD.....


Harbaugh: RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Bradford: Uh oh....here we go guys....




What will happen this week? Will the Rams keep up their undefeated streak in the NFC West? Or will Harbaugh claim what he feels is rightfully his? All this and more, this Sunday on Football!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pure gold, RF28, pure gold. I laughed really hard at the Steve Smith vs. snail battle. And when that second snail appeared...as M. Night Shymalamadingdong said, "WHAT A TWIST"!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Rams will be wearing their throwback uniforms for this game.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

xKURTWARNERx wrote:
The Rams will be wearing their throwback uniforms for this game.


Aren't we undefeated with them?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

El ramster wrote:
xKURTWARNERx wrote:
The Rams will be wearing their throwback uniforms for this game.


Aren't we undefeated with them?


no last loss i remember is in 09 against the vikes we got stomped in our throwbacks.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

maladeen3917 wrote:
El ramster wrote:
xKURTWARNERx wrote:
The Rams will be wearing their throwback uniforms for this game.


Aren't we undefeated with them?


no last loss i remember is in 09 against the vikes we got stomped in our throwbacks.



Mr.Funny Pick Brett
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JJ won DPOW!


POW POW POW
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Harbaugh said he's going with Kaepernick this week.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL @ smith not getting seperation from a snail....hahahahahahah...

....hahaha.....

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I read Wells didn't practice today. Bummer. We saw how much he helped this team against Arizona. He simultaneously upgrades both the C and LG spots.
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I read Wells didn't practice today. Bummer. We saw how much he helped this team against Arizona. He simultaneously upgrades both the C and LG spots.


Neither did SJ. Probably has more to do with letting them rest and heal(basically a day off) than something that'll stop them from playing.
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jrry32 wrote:
Pure gold, RF28, pure gold. I laughed really hard at the Steve Smith vs. snail battle. And when that second snail appeared...as M. Night Shymalamadingdong said, "WHAT A TWIST"!


Hahaha I love that Robot Chicken episode!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=302619806508782

lol..
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where is that lovely Craig Dahl fail picture. It must be in this thread.


Well done RF28 Laughing
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With the list of ALumini in attendance, and im sure a pre game speech from Deacon Jones, how can you lose this game?
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