revised mock offseason

[samwisebu]

We fire Andy Reid and his entire staff.

We hire Gus Bradly as head coach and calls defense
OC and assistant HC- Darrel Bevall
DC- Ken Norton jr.


Cuts/ not resigned:

Michael Vick ( After Kyle Shannahan becomes their head coach the San Diego Chargers sign Vick to become their RG3 and that sparks the trade of Rivers)
Jason Avant
Jason Babin
Mike Patterson
Daryl Tapp
Brandon Hughes
Dion Lewis
Demetrius Bell
Trent Edwards
Clay Harbor

Trade- Eagles trade pick #5 and Dominick Rodgers Cromartie (Tagged) to San Diego Chargers for pick #10 and Phillip Rivers (San Diego's scapegoat)


Paycut:

Jason Peters
Nnamdi Asomugha

Resign:
King Dunlap
Akeem Jordan
Colt Anderson

FA:

Jake Long- He doesnt fit the dolphins zone blocking scheme and they couldnt find a trade partner if the tagged him so he walks in and becomes our LT and that allows us to kick Peters to RT and we have our book ends again.

Glenn Dorsey- after being a square peg trying to fit into a round peg system we bring him in to clog the middle and collapse the pocket

Laron Landry- He'll be our in the box safety and will kick Coleman out of the starting role . He'll play the Cam Chancellor role

Delanie Walker- a versatile blocker and pass cather that'll bring that San Fran Toughness

Draft:


The Eagles trade the #10 to The Vikings for pick #17
and a second

with the 17th pick in the draft the Eagles select Jonathan Banks-cb-Miss State- a tall cover corner that fits in well with Bradlys defense

2nd- Dion Jordan- DE- Oregon - the elephant rush backer and Dline rotational player

2nd- Jonathan Cooper- OG/C- UNC - offensive interior depth and starting center if Kelce can't go to start the season

2nd- Cordarelle Patterson-WR- Tennessee- a huge upside wr that falls due to character concerns and wr depth in draft

3rd- Shayne Skov- MLB- Stanford- a versatile inside backer that can attack the qb from inside. Ohh how I miss the shotgun blitz ( JJ's double barrel a gap blitz )

Eagles trade down in the fourth with the Ravens and get an extra fifth

4th- Sanders Comming- CB- Georgia- depth / upside player

5th- Seantrel Henderson- OT/ OG- Miami -depth and high upside pick if he can put it all together

5th- Logan Thomas- QB- Virginia Tech - career back up qb

6th- Marquess Wilson- WR- Washington State - a very talented wr but has huge character concerns

7th- Everett Dawkins - dt - Fsu- inside depth

[TRUTH]

This is absurd...

[LOLKevinKolb]

Um why would you want PRivvy?
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[babyatemydingo]

Are you even old enough to be drinking?

[RainbowCarebear]

How did we get another 2nd round?
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