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DJ_Fka


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:28 pm    Post subject: 5 reasons you know your offense is inept Reply with quote

I am watching the game on replay atm, oh my, need some humour after this.

1. You are 0 - 11 for 3rd downs mid way through the 3rd quarter.
2. You best offensive production was from a fake punt, by a defensive player.
3. Someone on the team asks if Derek Anderson if free next week
4. Offensive players ask to play D, so they have a chance at catching a pass.
5. Opposition D doesnt even bother covering your WR, they know they have no chance of catching a pass

Have a laugh people, at least we won 4 games there, in a row too, as always, there is next year.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:33 pm    Post subject: Re: 5 reasons you know your offense is inept Reply with quote

DJ_Fka wrote:
I am watching the game on replay atm, oh my, need some humour after this.

1. You are 0 - 11 for 3rd downs mid way through the 3rd quarter.
2. You best offensive production was from a fake punt, by a defensive player.
3. Someone on the team asks if Derek Anderson if free next week
4. Offensive players ask to play D, so they have a chance at catching a pass.
5. Opposition D doesnt even bother covering your WR, they know they have no chance of catching a pass

Have a laugh people, at least we won 4 games there, in a row too, as always, there is next year.


The oppsitions backup running backs have more total yardage than your Quarterback.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wanted to make it 10 like Letterman, but could only really get 6 or 7 good ones.

That is funny though

Keep them coming

Maybe i can email them to Mr Whiz once we get there
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have more Fourth Down conversions than Thrid Down Conversions.

Your only conversion on third or fourth down came with your Quarterback on the sideline.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your offense plays so bad your fans laugh instead of get angry. Or maybe that was just me Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's great DK We should do a Top 10 for a laugh.

I will start.

10) Derek Anderson trashes fans on Twitter cause he is the best QB the team has had since 2010 and he was cut.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

9) Your running game kneels down to keep the defense honest and gains more yardage then the passing offense.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your offense has allowed 21 points to be scored against you in the same span your defense has allowed just 40.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

khodder wrote:
Your offense has allowed 21 points to be scored against you in the same span your defense has allowed just 40.


Wow, That's amazing.
Considering the type of field position and the amount of turnovers the defense has had. How many games would the Cards have won with even a QB that is ranked say 24th in the league? I think they would be 7-5 or maybe 8-4 right now. They would have beat the Rams twice and the Jets for sure.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

#1CARDSFAN wrote:
9) Your running game kneels down to keep the defense honest and gains more yardage then the passing offense.


This one is gold.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cool The Bye is favoured by 10 points

7) The opposition doesnt turn up and you still commit 3 turnovers and a pick six.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DJ_Fka wrote:
Cool The Bye is favoured by 10 points

7) The opposition doesnt turn up and you still commit 3 turnovers and a pick six.

haha lol. Vegas wins a fortune.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reason #10:

I nearly shut off a game where we held the lead.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stchamp98 wrote:
Reason #10:

I nearly shut off a game where we held the lead.

Me too but it's the first laugh I have had in awhile relating to football so I kept it on.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wasn't Lindley 3 or 9 going into half time?

so

#11...when your defense catches as many passes as your offense.
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