True Gameaday Thread: Rams vs. Brett Favre's old team

[Ramsfan28]

Rams (3-3)



VS

Packers (3-3)











Will the real gameday thread creator please stand up.








I repeat, will the real gameday thread creator please stand up.










Yo we gonna have a problem here.


"Ya'll act like you've never waited on a gameday thread before,
just wantin' to post how much Aaron Rodgers is gonna score
whoopin' up on the Rams worse than before when the QB was Kyle Boller.
It's the simple fact that...oh wait, you're not a Rams fan, you're kidding,
you didn't really come in my forum and steal my thunder justo, "hee hee"

And Ludwig Von Bethoven said....nothin' you idiots! He's been dead for like...100...plus...years...song failing...

SHUT OFF THE MUSIC

*record being silenced sound effect....vvrrrrriiipppp* (I think that's it)



And now a short preview of Don Knotts in "Too Many Gameday Threads"




"There's too many Gameday Threads! WHHHYYYYY are there so many Gameday Threads? The brochure said there wouldn't be this many! This is a terrible vacation!"







Packers forum....you have angered the Stache!!!!!!!!!!!!







This is what happens when you anger the stache:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elOvO4UJ7Ls

You see how angry he gets at 0:39 when a dude litters?! Imagine how angry he's going to be when he finds out that the congregation of Queso hijacked my gameday thread.

SCROLL to 2:10!!! HIS BULLETS ARE SO FIERCE THEY MAKE YOU TURN TO GLASS PIECES THAT TRICKLE DOWN! THE MAN CAN BEND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!!! YOU HAVE ANGERED THE WRONG PERSON!!!!!


Okay...okay...I get it...you guys were just really eager to come in here with your recent 15-1 season and your recent Lombardi trophy and just wanted to test the waters to see how afraid we were.... Well here we go, I have created a gameday analysis that should fit the suitors.



RAMS OFFENSIVE STRATEGY


We need #8 to step up. Yes, that man that is inferior to Aaron Rodgers in every way, shape, and form, and dates less attractive women than him. We need him to make at least one championship belt-esque play. Well, only Rodgers can have the belt...therefore, Sam will put on his imaginary....

LIVESTRONG BRACELET!!!!



SNAP IT ON, SAM!



Who is going to help Sam out?

Will it be you, Lance Kendricks, that will rip fear into the hearts of Packer nation and display leaps and bounds of greatness, much like legendary Packers tight end of the past, Mark Chumura? Will you also be able to dodge Chris Hanson and not end up on dateline?

Or will it be you, wide receiver far inferior to the Packers #5 guy, Brandon Gibson? Will you put up points for Sam, or will you look over at the Green Bay bench and go, "those players look thirsty....I could be their waterboy!"

Or how about you...Barry Richardson? Will you walk into the game thinking to yourself, "I wanna be just like Green Bay's starting left tackle, whatever his name is...and make sure Sam ends up on his back! That will motivate him to throw more touchdowns!"

WE NEED A HERO! WE NEED...A SAMKON GADO!!!!



RAMS DEFENSIVE GAMEPLAN

Step 1: Look up in the air when Rodgers throws the ball.
Step 2: Look at each other going "I thought that was your man?"
Step 3: Look at the scoreboard and add 6 on to whatever number is up there.
Step 4: Report back to the bench for a debriefing. There will be snacky cakes and Pepsi Cola.



Here are some of the key components to the Rams defense:



I do not get sacks...I plays da violin!





This was during warm ups...I seriously did not just pick 6 that dude





THERE! RIGHT THERE! CRAIG DAHL, AARON RODGERS JUST LAUNCHED THE BALL IN YOUR ZONE YOU MORON! YOU LET GREG JENNINGS FLY OVER YOUR ZONE FOR A TOUCHDOWN! ARE ANY OF YOU IDIOTS PAYING ATTENTION!?!?!




Aaron Rodgers...you sure got a purty mouth don't ya? Hehehe, I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. WEEEEEEE!!! SOOOOOWWWEEEEE!!!!! GO ON, SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!













Rams fans, I apologize for the delay. I worked 26 days in a row (2 of them were spent working with Colicchio!) Most of you know I'm a chef, sometimes the hours get a little long (Chris Long!). Thursday is a bit too long to wait for a Gameday Thread, although I gotta say I wasn't too pleased with the original...as soon as I saw the first GDT, I seriously erased it all and wrote this one up haha. Enjoy the same guys, as I will be enjoying my first day off in nearly a month!
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[El ramster]

If we could slap the saints last year!
We can beat anyone. But our defense
will have to play like they have the
rest of the year. It's crazy how no one seem
to think this D is real. Heck I find myself wondering
if we are. But we have everything to back it up.

Slot WR's would kill us for years. Seems like
we finally have those shutdown. When Brockers was out
Jermelle Cudjo stepped up. He attack the gaps asap.
He was a huge reason why we stopped them in the
last 4-2 minutes..


But the offense would need to score.
No more FG's. We need TD's.
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[kgarrett12486]

Now this is what I call a GDT!!! Nice work RF28...
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TommyC376 on the sig...

[RamRod]

Ramsfan28 to the rescue!
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Adopt-a-Ram: Brian Quick - 11 receptions, 156 yards, 2 TDs

[El ramster]

and my goes to jon.

Last weeks arnold let us down..
This week we have the Chakra!


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[justo]

Packers in a laugher
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on Tretter:

[yrba1]

If the Colts can beat the Packers, then so can we.
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♫ R.I.P. Nujabes

[chucknorris101]

nice GDT there.

Also lol at Chmura. You shouldnt probably make that comparison. I mean your guy doesnt mess with underage girls in hottubs does he?
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[tim199009]

no fly zone now in effect
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Rams Rams Rams



Janoris Jenkins: 36 tackles, 3 int, 2 tds

Kanye West= the GOAT

[S-jax39]

We really really really cant have jenkins gambling this week.
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[D9-EM]

Hopefully we can keep the game manageable. Its hard to tell what kind of team the Packers are this year.

As for the poll...


Yup....

[Wr80]

Well, the next two weeks we play 2 of the best if not best offenses in the league... Let's go Rams!!!

[Ramsfan28]

It makes me sad how the fake thread has more posts than this one


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