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TEAT XXXIII
"I wish TACT was more like TAET"
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The Blah Brotherhood of the traveling jorts
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LOLKevinKolb


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Matts4313 wrote:
beachside_eagle wrote:
Back in my day with a 14K dial-up modem and only one line, it took minutes to load an image. This led to the golden era of midget porn, because their images we're only half the size.



Solid. Good job.

Hey-o
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ianlewis16 wrote:
A lot of people in here cannot follow one simple instruction. You know who you are


Ian has spoken. We are all disappointed with you.
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Marky > Foles
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The drunker you are the less likely you are to follow instructions

Next time distrib the instructions during the sober hours
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oland11 wrote:
jonu62882 wrote:
beachside_eagle wrote:

Damn, you were so close to the perfect joke. Here's the punchline I was expecting:

Back in my day with a 14K dial-up modem and only one line, it took minutes to load an image. This led to the golden era of midget porn, because their images we're only half the size.


Who's joking?! I'm just telling you what happened to me last week.

Well played, sir.


Why do you still have a 14K dial-up modem then?


Oy. No words.
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We got jonu back.That was a big win.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOLKevinKolb wrote:
The drunker you are the less likely you are to follow instructions

Next time distrib the instructions during the sober hours


Replace Rolle in your sig?

Check the Coleman sound on PE.com first 15-20 seconds is good
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oland11 wrote:
Matts4313 wrote:
oland11 wrote:
I don't even wear jongs or jorts. I wear what normal people wear.


Jean Jackets and leather chaps?


No. I used to wear demon jackets though.




Demon jacket? Sounds terrifying.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Work today sucked. Someone come snuggle with me and make it all better
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hammertime52 wrote:
Work today sucked. Someone come snuggle with me and make it all better


Hannah Montana?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Matts4313 wrote:
oland11 wrote:
I don't even wear jongs or jorts. I wear what normal people wear.


Jean Jackets and leather chaps?




Matts4313 wrote:
oland11 wrote:
RainbowCarebear wrote:
oland11 wrote:
Hammertime52 wrote:
Drinking is cool


Not when it destroys your family...


Self control.


My family is the opposite of self control.


Obvi by the fact that you keep soiling your jong.




These comments almost made me fall off my toilet laughing. Kudos Matts
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RainbowCarebear wrote:
Hammertime52 wrote:
Work today sucked. Someone come snuggle with me and make it all better


Hannah Montana?





She's so 200andlate. I want a real man
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hammertime52 wrote:
RainbowCarebear wrote:
Hammertime52 wrote:
Work today sucked. Someone come snuggle with me and make it all better


Hannah Montana?





She's so 200andlate. I want a real man


You have to wait for next lose and then we go Man Crushes for Avatars!
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RainbowCarebear wrote:
Hammertime52 wrote:
RainbowCarebear wrote:
Hammertime52 wrote:
Work today sucked. Someone come snuggle with me and make it all better


Hannah Montana?





She's so 200andlate. I want a real man


You have to wait for next lose and then we go Man Crushes for Avatars!




So down! I already called Christian Bale but I may switch to Tom Hardy. Such hunks.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

marky_b27 wrote:
ianlewis16 wrote:
A lot of people in here cannot follow one simple instruction. You know who you are


Ian has spoken. We are all disappointed with you.

Brian HARTline
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

so apparently penn state has a squirrel whisperer

lolwut.jpg
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

McNabbMcFadden wrote:
so apparently penn state has a squirrel whisperer

lolwut.jpg


He knows where all the nuts are. Unfortunately his last client is now in jail.
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