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Redskins24-7
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| Woz wrote: | | Redskins24-7 wrote: | | Woz wrote: | So, a former colleague of mine's dad told said colleague that this is what he should do his first day as a substitute teacher:
"Go out to the pound and get the cutest ragamuffin puppy you can find. Bring him in to class in a box and let all the kids see him.
Take him out of box and put him down about ten feet away and tell the kids that he knows a couple of tricks.
Call the puppy to "come" to you.
Repeat the command.
Get a little angry, and tell the puppy you'll give him to the count of three to come to you.
Repeat the command. Firmly state "That's one."
Repeat two more times.
On the third time, go over, pick up the puppy, and break its neck.
As all of the kids start crying out, turn to them and say "That's one!"
You'll have no discipline problems at all."
I mention that story, because ...
| Redskins24-7 wrote: | I just checked and I work until 1:30 next Sunday. This means I'll miss the first quarter and maybe some of the second. Fortunately, I'll be able to watch the second half of Robert Griffin's regular season debut.  |
Redskins24-7's fanhood: That's one! |
Huh? Are you saying you're going to break my neck or something?  It's not like I chose to work on Sunday! |
No, but I may require your Redskins Fan Club membership card in the near future.
By the way, I am a bit psychic and I'm seeing a vision of you late Thursday, early Friday: you don't look so good ... kind of pale ... sweaty. Are you sure you're not coming down with something?  |
My Mom has a cold right now. If I catch it by then, I'm going to blame you, Woz. Oh, and a measly cold isn't stopping me from getting paid.
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Woz
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| Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:09 am Post subject: |
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| Redskins24-7 wrote: | | Woz wrote: | | Redskins24-7 wrote: | | Woz wrote: | So, a former colleague of mine's dad told said colleague that this is what he should do his first day as a substitute teacher:
"Go out to the pound and get the cutest ragamuffin puppy you can find. Bring him in to class in a box and let all the kids see him.
Take him out of box and put him down about ten feet away and tell the kids that he knows a couple of tricks.
Call the puppy to "come" to you.
Repeat the command.
Get a little angry, and tell the puppy you'll give him to the count of three to come to you.
Repeat the command. Firmly state "That's one."
Repeat two more times.
On the third time, go over, pick up the puppy, and break its neck.
As all of the kids start crying out, turn to them and say "That's one!"
You'll have no discipline problems at all."
I mention that story, because ...
| Redskins24-7 wrote: | | I just checked and I work until 1:30 next Sunday. This means I'll miss the first quarter and maybe some of the second. Fortunately, I'll be able to watch the second half of Robert Griffin's regular season debut. |
Redskins24-7's fanhood: That's one! |
Huh? Are you saying you're going to break my neck or something? It's not like I chose to work on Sunday! |
No, but I may require your Redskins Fan Club membership card in the near future.
By the way, I am a bit psychic and I'm seeing a vision of you late Thursday, early Friday: you don't look so good ... kind of pale ... sweaty. Are you sure you're not coming down with something? |
My Mom has a cold right now. If I catch it by then, I'm going to blame you, Woz. Oh, and a measly cold isn't stopping me from getting paid. |
Are you sure? I mean, I think that getting your feet propped up in front of the couch, some home-cooked, comfort food (nachos, perhaps?), and a tall glass of orange juice (what's in the OJ, if anything, is your business ) while you heal up on Sunday ... it would be a good idea right instead of making your customers run away from you due to the fact you look like death warmed over, right? |
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Redskins24-7
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| Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:14 am Post subject: |
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| Woz wrote: | | Are you sure? I mean, I think that getting your feet propped up in front of the couch, some home-cooked, comfort food (nachos, perhaps?), and a tall glass of orange juice (what's in the OJ, if anything, is your business ) while you heal up on Sunday ... it would be a good idea right instead of making your customers run away from you due to the fact you look like death warmed over, right? |
Well... I am off Saturday. I guess, in theory, that's possible. I'm not off this Saturday (today) though. Why else would I be up at this hour? And I like my OJ with no pulp. Please, and thank you! And did I even mention where I worked before? I honestly don't remember. 
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| Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Redskins24-7 wrote: | | Woz wrote: | | Are you sure? I mean, I think that getting your feet propped up in front of the couch, some home-cooked, comfort food (nachos, perhaps?), and a tall glass of orange juice (what's in the OJ, if anything, is your business ) while you heal up on Sunday ... it would be a good idea right instead of making your customers run away from you due to the fact you look like death warmed over, right? |
Well... I am off Saturday. I guess, in theory, that's possible. I'm not off this Saturday (today) though. Why else would I be up at this hour? And I like my OJ with no pulp. Please, and thank you! And did I even mention where I worked before? I honestly don't remember. |
Nope, but I figure you left it out intentionally. Probably a good idea to not mention it. |
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doomer
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| Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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ah mah gaad, football in one week! 
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Woz
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| Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:48 pm Post subject: |
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| doomer wrote: | | ah mah gaad, football in one week! |
Indeed. All is right in the world. |
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footy_29
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| Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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Alright, how many deep shots will be called in the first 15 plays? The first game can be a showcase and if you show teams you will challenge them, there will be a lot of room for RGIII to work with.
Over/Under 3
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| Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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| footy_29 wrote: | Alright, how many deep shots will be called in the first 15 plays? The first game can be a showcase and if you show teams you will challenge them, there will be a lot of room for RGIII to work with.
Over/Under 3 |
Define deep. 20+ yards? I'd take the over. Brees will FOR SURE test out the secondary early. Saints secondary is mediocre so the Skins will too.
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turtle28
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| Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 8:22 am Post subject: |
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| doomer wrote: | | footy_29 wrote: | Alright, how many deep shots will be called in the first 15 plays? The first game can be a showcase and if you show teams you will challenge them, there will be a lot of room for RGIII to work with.
Over/Under 3 |
Define deep. 20+ yards? I'd take the over. Brees will FOR SURE test out the secondary early. Saints secondary is mediocre so the Skins will too. |
First 15 plays? I say under. During the game I'd say more than 3 deep shots but not in the first 15 plays
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THESKINSFAN21
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| Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:43 am Post subject: |
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Theyre showing the game on tv where I am!!!.Whooo! I dont have to waste all my money at the bar. Although I'll only be watching the game with my gf,I am breaking out B&G streamers,Redskins snack helmet ,all the appetizers,skins novelties and plenty of beer!!!
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THESKINSFAN21
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| Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:52 am Post subject: |
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Theyre showing the game on tv where I am!!!.Whooo! I dont have to waste all my money at the bar. Although I'll only be watching the game with my gf,I am breaking out B&G streamers,Redskins snack helmet ,all the appetizers,skins novelties and plenty of beer!!!
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turtle28
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| Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:21 am Post subject: |
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| THESKINSFAN21 wrote: | | Theyre showing the game on tv where I am!!!.Whooo! I dont have to waste all my money at the bar. Although I'll only be watching the game with my gf,I am breaking out B&G streamers,Redskins snack helmet ,all the appetizers,skins novelties and plenty of beer!!! |
You know, you can go to a bar, eat a sandwich and drink one or 2 beers and water the rest of the time.
Anyways, that's cool that the game is on down there in Fl.
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Blknite01
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| Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:44 am Post subject: |
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For what its worth, I requested the 9th off 2 months ago.
You could of done the same!
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| Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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| turtle28 wrote: | | THESKINSFAN21 wrote: | | Theyre showing the game on tv where I am!!!.Whooo! I dont have to waste all my money at the bar. Although I'll only be watching the game with my gf,I am breaking out B&G streamers,Redskins snack helmet ,all the appetizers,skins novelties and plenty of beer!!! |
You know, you can go to a bar, eat a sandwich and drink one or 2 beers and water the rest of the time.
Anyways, that's cool that the game is on down there in Fl. |
The only sandwich I'll be having is a victory beer sandwich.
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Redskins24-7
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| Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Blknite01 wrote: | For what its worth, I requested the 9th off 2 months ago.
You could of done the same! |
I'm far too incompetent/lazy to do that!
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