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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

green24 wrote:
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Finally a return of the funny Tyty! Looking forward to it.


He is the funniest poster...

According to whom?


The TASTYs.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have been waiting for this
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you so much Tyty.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bump!

Shovin Tank Bawse down your throats like Tankie shoves quarter pounders down his throat.



The backstory to Tank Bawse's return will be posted within the next week.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BAWSE SO HARD
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHOA!

Tank Bawse has decided to return to the NFLs.

Why?

After spending all his money on McDonalds chains (even having one installed in his bathroom), McDonalds has decided to cut him off after he assaulted a customer for buying the last of the hash browns. After a short stint in jail (he chewed through the bars and left), he decided he needed some benjamins.

The year was 2017. Tim Tebow had had an affair with Roger Goodell's wife. Roger Goodell figured out and rather than get in trouble with the big man upstairs by banning Tebow, he decided to put a new rule in. Any NFL qb's with the last name "Tebow" must get assaulted for 15 seconds after the play by the defense or the defense will be fined. And the offensive line is not allowed to block.

After a season, Timmie Tebow got bored after winning the superbowl by 316 points and getting attacked every play, so he retired. Then he broke bad, shaved his head and started slinging.

After a year, Timmie Tebow had built his own empire and owned every cop and NFL ref but Ed Hochuli because hes like Hulk. Despite Super Hochuli's best efforts, Tebow devised a master plan to exact revenge, and he froze every NFL player in a cryogenic freezer.

Now, the year is 2030. Tank Bawse is 40, but still in shape somehow. Timmie Tebow tripped over the freezer cord in his lab and all the NFL players have been released. They are all the same age Tank Bawse knew them as.

Timmie Tebow is at large still, but with Tankie back, maybe he can finally be eliminated. Coming soon, this season, to you!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Totally into it right now.
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Cant wait definatly following
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Good stuff.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh Tank I have missed you. Will definitely be following his return!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TytybearsFan21 wrote:
After spending all his money on McDonalds chains (even having one installed in his bathroom), McDonalds has decided to cut him off after he assaulted a customer for buying the last of the hash browns. After a short stint in jail (he chewed through the bars and left),


This whole part made me lol hard. Can't wait for the return of Tank that first thread might be the best thread in FF history.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...are you ok?


aka. How in the world do you come up with this stuff? Laughing

Following the Bawse once again
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BREAKING NUDES!

Err news...Got your attention...

Timmie Tebow decided to make a drastic move after the clumsy mofo tripped the wire and let loose the NFL. He decided to bomb Russia.

Talentless sports commentator, Warren Sapp, was out sailing on a yacht that was big enough to not sink under his weight when suddenly a missile hit his ship. The missile was a wayward bomb aimed at Russia, but Tebow's absolutely horrid accuracy put the missile nowhere even remotely near Russia. The ship began to sink.

While the ship was sinking, Sapp spotted a few islands with 'SoS' written in the sand of one. Sapp didn't speak French though, so he passed the island and went to a different one. I guess Tupac and Elvis won't be rescued til later.

The island Sapp decided to go to sank instantly under his weight and Sapp was never heard from again.
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TytybearsFan21 wrote:
The missile was a wayward bomb aimed at Russia, but Tebow's absolutely horrid accuracy put the missile nowhere even remotely near Russia. The ship began to sink.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Folding of a Magazine

After the cryogenic chamber freezing of every NFL player in 2018, it really goes without saying that the NFL folded. With it went the annoying TV channels like NFLN and what was formerly known as ESPN (but was then changed to JetsWatch). Sports Illustrated couldn't keep a steady fanbase without football to back it, so it folded as well.

With the return of the NFL now in 2030, NFLN, JetsWatch, and that one magazine look to make a return as well. It's been so long since Sports Illustrated has been printed that everyone forgot what it was called, and so it is now called Sports Incarcerated, because that sounds "close enough" to what it used to be.

Sports Incarcerated is managerized by ex-NFL qb Aaron Rodgers, who avoided being put in the cryogenic chamber because Timmie Tebow felt he wasn't a threat.

The now 46 years old Aaron Rodgers looked to start up Sports Incarcerated by interviewing none other than the terrifying, the DEADLY, the AMAZING

TANK BAWSE
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