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TytybearsFan21


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:09 pm    Post subject: Tank Bawse Reply with quote

Tank Bawse.

All you need to know.

Well, heres a few more things.

Standing at 6'3" 280 pounds, most people would look at him and say "Defensive tacklish".

But they would be wrong. Idiots.

Tank Bawse is a runningback.

And hes ready to take on the NFL.

Here he comes.

Boom
Boom
Boom

(Madden 2012 superstar runningback)


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

After running a 4.56 at the combine and eating a telephone pole, many teams were almost interested. Except Al Davis. As soon as he saw his 40 time, he ran out of the stadium. In a golf cart. Going full speed. Just the way he likes it. Everyone else seemed mildly interested. One problem stood in their way. Tank Bawse never passed 2nd grade.

After failing 2nd grade, the then 16 year old Bawse said screw it, i'm going to college.

He dropped out of elementary school and woke up the next morning with a scholarship offer from Notre Dame.

Bawse enrolled at Notre Dame in the fall of 2008 and decided to major in.."Some school stuff or something".

After spending his first 3 years at Notre Dame on the sideline, ineligible, Notre Dame coach decided to put him in during the last drive of Bawse's junior season, starting on their own 1 yard line.

Bawse proceeded to take the hand off, fall down twice, get back up, punch a ref in the nose and run out of bounds for a safety.

After being ejected from the game despite the game being over, Bawse decided to take his talents further than college.

Tank Bawse declared himself eligible for the 2011 NFL draft.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

With the 120th pick in the 2011 draft, the Pittsburgh Steelers have selected Tank Bawse, Runningback, Notre Dame.

Tank Bawse has been given number 38 and will battle Rashard Mendenhall for the starting spot.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And so the 2011-2012 season started. Tank Bawse gave it some thought and decided to hold out throughout training camp and the preseason. When asked why, Bawse replied with only "Too much work."

The preseason passed by, and Bawse remained true to his word. He did nothing but watch tv (not football though, he doesn't care for it) and lift pizzas from the box to his mizzouth.

The first week of the NFL season was finally here. Mike Tomlin was impressed with his honesty about holding out and decided to make him the starter.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Applause


Following.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And so the first game started.

Steelers 7, Ravens 10 and stuff.
(0-1)...................(1-0)



With the first carry of the game, Bawse bawsed his way through a pathetic tackle attempt by Haloti Ngata lol and busted through the middle for a gain of 16 yards.

Twice Bawse took a big hit from a defender, and twice the defender laid down injured. Bawse just looked at them and lol'd.



Bawse finished the game with 6 carries for 43 yards, averaging 7.1 yards a carry. Bawse missed most of the third quarter because he had to take a bathroom break and then got lost and somehow found himself in PNC Park.

He eventually returned to the game and failed to bring the Steelers back in the game, and they fell to the Ravens 10-7.

Oh yeah, he also had 4 catches for 36 yards.

Bawse still has yet to score a touchdown. Many fans are calling him the biggest NFL bust since LaMichael James. One reporter joked he has the biggest bust since Anna Nicole Smith.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bee Tee Dub, Bawse has 80 speed and 95 trucking. Every other rating is the default rating. 67 overall
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO. really funny stuff man keep it up!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mike Tomlin approached Bawse after the game and demanded that he start attending practice.

Tank Bawse thought about retiring before deciding attending practice would be the better idea.

Tank Bawse then went to practice.

But there was one problem.

It wasn't his team's practice.

Pete Carroll looked up from his clipboard and noticed a massive, unfamiliar person standing on the sidelines at the Seahawks' practice Wednesday. He considered kicking out the intruder, but decided against it, as he has nothing against people cheating.

Bawse studied the defense through stupid eyes. Bawse lol'd after discovering the Seahawks had players named 'Red', 'Leroy', and 'Earl'

Bawse then watched as Earl Thomas injured his right wrist while taping up his injured left wrist. Bawse lol'd, then left.

He had all he needed.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Troy Polamalu wakes up to find a bear strolling through his kitchen



Startled, Troy Polamalu tries to go Ben Roethlisberger on it.



And succeeds.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TyTy, nice of you to name your RB after me! Laughing Good read btw.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everyone watching this thread should say following so I see how many people are reading it.

Thanks to my 3 followers, btw.

Btw Btw, i wont be posting anything new on this til tonight. Been packin for coollege and gotta take my brother to his cross country meet.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Following. One of the better superstar/RTG's I've read
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Following for the lolz
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sunnygsm wrote:
Following for the lolz

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Now? Seriously?

He was always the GOAT and its not even particularly close.


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