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HiFi · Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Posts: 16241 Location: Anaheim, CA

HiFi the scribe, regaled the battle
the tale he told was not just to prattle:

"Rally the troops, I have a moral to tell.
Gather in closely, I want not to yell.
I will say this one time, and one time is all:
Many of you are posting too tall.
There once was a time, long before me,
when folks broke the rules regularly.
And then came a day when icons were gone,
people hadn’t learned from all they’d done wrong.
And now comes this day, and we have not listened,
and our tragic fate, we shall soon christen.
So before the beast ‘Webby’ can come in the night,
let’s all do our part to make our wrongs right."

Here the scribe paused, shifting weight to his left,
and rested his hand upon his deep-set chin cleft.
He crinkled his nose and gave his neck a tweak,
blinked his eyes and continued to speak:

"Your sigs. that you have, strategically wrong,
some are too high, and some are too long,
so open the file and crop it on down,
and as you do, never shall frown,
because as you crop and follow the rules,
the Webby will leave you to be a fool.
Avatars you must shrink as well,
or Webby will put you under a spell.
A spell that may last a week or two - or more!
And will you cry when art’s absence becomes a bore?
So heed my advice and fix what you can,
so Webby will be appeased by our sacrificial plan!"

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BrettWolfe · Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 5485 Location: Cleveland, OH

Great poem
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onemoreyearfor4 · Joined: 08 Jan 2006 Posts: 964 Location: Deerfield, IL

hahahahaha Laughing

very nice

Cardiac Cats · Joined: 24 Jan 2005 Posts: 3094 Location: North Carolina

Very nice. I think that this should be stickied and the Subject should be:

Signature and Avatar Rules.

Laughing

Very nice. You got skill.

Applause

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49ers18921 · Joined: 08 Nov 2005 Posts: 1021

great post
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Yankees05 · Joined: 21 Mar 2005 Posts: 7119

Great job, and I hope this gets the message across to the new members here.

Dcowboy31 · Joined: 15 Mar 2005 Posts: 2648 Location: CT

Should be post of the month.
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andrew91 · Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:31 pm Post subject:

None are to long, the problem is height.
So dearest webmaster, please listen to my plight
Increase the height to 475x125. Keep the circumference
If this is done, removing signatures will be a once a year occurrence

onemoreyearfor4 · Joined: 08 Jan 2006 Posts: 964 Location: Deerfield, IL