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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:19 pm    Post subject: Friends, Posters, Boardmembers, lend me your ears! Reply with quote

HiFi the scribe, regaled the battle
the tale he told was not just to prattle:

"Rally the troops, I have a moral to tell.
Gather in closely, I want not to yell.
I will say this one time, and one time is all:
Many of you are posting too tall.
There once was a time, long before me,
when folks broke the rules regularly.
And then came a day when icons were gone,
people hadn’t learned from all they’d done wrong.
And now comes this day, and we have not listened,
and our tragic fate, we shall soon christen.
So before the beast ‘Webby’ can come in the night,
let’s all do our part to make our wrongs right."

Here the scribe paused, shifting weight to his left,
and rested his hand upon his deep-set chin cleft.
He crinkled his nose and gave his neck a tweak,
blinked his eyes and continued to speak:

"Your sigs. that you have, strategically wrong,
some are too high, and some are too long,
so open the file and crop it on down,
and as you do, never shall frown,
because as you crop and follow the rules,
the Webby will leave you to be a fool.
Avatars you must shrink as well,
or Webby will put you under a spell.
A spell that may last a week or two - or more!
And will you cry when art’s absence becomes a bore?
So heed my advice and fix what you can,
so Webby will be appeased by our sacrificial plan!"


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Applause Applause Applause Great poem
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onemoreyearfor4


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahahaha Laughing

very nice Applause Applause Applause Applause
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very nice. I think that this should be stickied and the Subject should be:

Signature and Avatar Rules.

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Very nice. You got skill.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing great post
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great job, and I hope this gets the message across to the new members here.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Should be post of the month.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

None are to long, the problem is height.
So dearest webmaster, please listen to my plight
Increase the height to 475x125. Keep the circumference
If this is done, removing signatures will be a once a year occurrence
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

andrew91 wrote:
None are to long, the problem is height.
So dearest webmaster, please listen to my plight
Increase the height to 475x125. Keep the circumference
If this is done, removing signatures will be a once a year occurrence


circumfrence and occurence don't rhyme lol but it was funny and a good try
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