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Smitty89


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:33 am    Post subject: Delhomme Jokes!! Reply with quote

Lets make a Delhomme joke thread. I think it would be fun to get some good Delhomme jokes out there... It's a little late now and Im pretty tired, so i cant think of any good ones right now. But im going to sleep on it and in the morning hopefully have something good. Now lets hear em boys!
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SmittySmurf


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This could be therapeutic.


Bojangles has decided to keep Jake Delhomme on as their official spokesperson. There was some speculation that he may switch to McDonald's since they are the only fast food chain that sales turnovers.

When Jake Delhomme was benched last Sunday against the Eagles he threw a temper tantrum on the sideline, but it was intercepted.

Kanye West: "Heyo, Cutler you had a terrible game against the Pack and I'ma let you finish, but Delhomme had one of the worst games of all time ... all time!!"

After Sunday's game against the Eagles Jake Delhomme's mom legally changed her son's name to Just Gohomme.
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AJ23


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SmittySmurf wrote:
This could be therapeutic.


Bojangles has decided to keep Jake Delhomme on as their official spokesperson. There was some speculation that he may switch to McDonald's since they are the only fast food chain that sales turnovers.

When Jake Delhomme was benched last Sunday against the Eagles he threw a temper tantrum on the sideline, but it was intercepted.

Kanye West: "Heyo, Cutler you had a terrible game against the Pack and I'ma let you finish, but Delhomme had one of the worst games of all time ... all time!!"

After Sunday's game against the Eagles Jake Delhomme's mom legally changed her son's name to Just Gohomme.
I would've gone with Arby's on the first one, but the tantrum and Kanye ones were pretty funny Laughing !
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DWillyMVP


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SmittySmurf wrote:
Kanye West: "Heyo, Cutler you had a terrible game against the Pack and I'ma let you finish, but Delhomme had one of the worst games of all time ... all time!!"

Laughing

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Panthers11


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love the tantrum interception one.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Panthers11 wrote:
I love the tantrum interception one.


That is my favorite as well. Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SmittySmurf wrote:


Kanye West: "Heyo, Cutler you had a terrible game against the Pack and I'ma let you finish, but Delhomme had one of the worst games of all time ... all time!!"



I think I just pee'd a little bit...
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Panthers11


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Jake Delhomme is obviously the starting QB." I find that one funny.
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