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milanb


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is the way the season ends
This is the way the season ends
This is the way the season ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
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Bermuda Viking


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ponder, Ponder,
Our team asunder,
Wonder, wonder,
What spell we're under,
Black and blue,
Confused and dazed,
Looking back,
And nothing's changed.

Fight the good fight,
Fight and scrape,
Damn the handshakers,
You dirty apes,
The roof collapses,
Just in time,
But stay you will,
For you did sign,
A greasy leasey,
With clause so dear,
To pin you down,
For one more year.

Tis a dangerous field,
Where we get no respect.
Ask a gray fan,
"What did you expect?"
The mullet was shaved,
The knee slammed and torn,
Wanting a better stadium,
Is received with scorn.

Accept your role,
You are who you are,
Wile E. Coyote,
Run over by a car.
Up you do pop,
On the hunt again,
Chasin that bird,
You know the end.
Dumped by an anvil,
Blown up by TNT,
Such is the Viking fan,
Accept the reality.

Valhalla Valhalla,
So blessed and cursed,
To reach your reward,
You must die first.
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El Raymundo


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

vike daddy wrote:
vikingsrule wrote:
Where have all the poets gone?

here's a rap stanza i did in the Seattle forum about Sidney Rice and the news of his double shoulder surgeries. yes that's right, 'ol vike daddy can write rap lyrics with the best of 'em!


yo yo, Rice down again with surgerized pain
don't why i gotta come in here and explain
the kid's wonderful but causes bubbling of the brain
cuz he jus can't stay off the injury status train

Rice was great in Minny and good for the highlight reels
he could outjump leaping cornerbacks and make the ball steals
but he wanted mo money and we couldn't make the deals
so off to the Emerald City he went with his Lambourghini wheels

but 500 yards ain't nothin' for seven mill and change
ya gotta expect more when paying in that range
SOS' defense of ridden and prone is too strange
to allow goin' unmentioned in this rap battle melange

so pick on 'ol daddy, if that's what ya gotta do
your team did win more games, that ain't no boo
the Vikes had no answers, on that we gotta chew
maybe our teams meet again, in a future PlayOff todoo.


I hereby dub thee Run VDMC!




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El Raymundo


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

vikingsrule wrote:
Holy crap!

Its been almost four years since this thread has existed on the top page.

Where have all the poets gone?


We're still here. But it took me quite a while to excavate this thread while eating my Frosted Mini-Wheats this morning.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bermuda Viking wrote:
Valhalla Valhalla,
So blessed and cursed,
To reach your reward,
You must die first.


Brilliance.

I am shamed and awed.

I just hope the valkyries are prettier than our cheerleaders. I mean, being dead has to have some benefits, right?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

El Raymundo wrote:
Bermuda Viking wrote:
Valhalla Valhalla,
So blessed and cursed,
To reach your reward,
You must die first.


Brilliance.

I am shamed and awed.

I just hope the valkyries are prettier than our cheerleaders. I mean, being dead has to have some benefits, right?


When it appeared on the keyboard I sighed too.

I believe a rest on a valkyries bosom is a good one.

Vike DMC can't be beat.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bermuda Viking wrote:
El Raymundo wrote:
Bermuda Viking wrote:
Valhalla Valhalla,
So blessed and cursed,
To reach your reward,
You must die first.


Brilliance.

I am shamed and awed.

I just hope the valkyries are prettier than our cheerleaders. I mean, being dead has to have some benefits, right?


When it appeared on the keyboard I sighed too.

I believe a rest on a valkyries bosom is a good one.

Vike DMC can't be beat.


Damn straight!

To the tune of All Apologies

Where else could I be? On valkyrie boobies
She don't seem to mind, that I'm going blind
Love the paradox, of metal on soft rocks
Tug her golden braids, ride the swells of luscious viking hand grenades

Valhalla, in Valhalla I feel the love
Valhalla, Valhalla
Bereft, of Wide Left

I wish I had a horse, to fly among the Norse
Play airborne viking games, with blondes wrapped up in reins
Forget about the past, choke jobs first and last
Dallas Dirty Bird Darren Donut Twelve Men

Valhalla, in Valhalla I feel the love
Valhalla, Valhalla
Nary, a Hail Mary
Hot chick, not Favre's pick
Skål skål skål skål skål

All we want is Lombardi
All we want is Lombardi
All we want is Lombardi


Look! She even cries purple!! ↓↓↓


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread is comedy gold Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kellerman wrote:
This thread is comedy gold Laughing

however... it's very tough to come up with something that rhymes with Netherlands....
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

vike daddy wrote:
Kellerman wrote:
This thread is comedy gold Laughing

however... it's very tough to come up with something that rhymes with Netherlands....


Nederlands and Gelderlands are pretty close, but they don't make much sense together. And while I have always enjoyed the first I would truly abhor the second.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

a Netherlandish limerick:

there once was a poster named Kellerman, a guy thoroughly Dutch
but his ability to express himself in English was so completely clutch
that when posting on a Viking site, he became a bilingual hit
his posts were known for accuracy, useful content, and overall wit
and he was enjoyed on a daily basis, thank you very much
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

vike daddy wrote:
a Netherlandish limerick:

there once was a poster named Kellerman, a guy thoroughly Dutch
but his ability to express himself in English was so completely clutch
that when posting on a Viking site, he became a bilingual hit
his posts were known for accuracy, useful content, and overall wit
and he was enjoyed on a daily basis, thank you very much


Applause Applause Applause
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

El Raymundo wrote:
Bermuda Viking wrote:
El Raymundo wrote:
Bermuda Viking wrote:
Valhalla Valhalla,
So blessed and cursed,
To reach your reward,
You must die first.


Brilliance.

I am shamed and awed.

I just hope the valkyries are prettier than our cheerleaders. I mean, being dead has to have some benefits, right?


When it appeared on the keyboard I sighed too.

I believe a rest on a valkyries bosom is a good one.

Vike DMC can't be beat.


Damn straight!

To the tune of All Apologies

Where else could I be? On valkyrie boobies
She don't seem to mind, that I'm going blind
Love the paradox, of metal on soft rocks
Tug her golden braids, ride the swells of luscious viking hand grenades

Valhalla, in Valhalla I feel the love
Valhalla, Valhalla
Bereft, of Wide Left

I wish I had a horse, to fly among the Norse
Play airborne viking games, with blondes wrapped up in reins
Forget about the past, choke jobs first and last
Dallas Dirty Bird Darren Donut Twelve Men

Valhalla, in Valhalla I feel the love
Valhalla, Valhalla
Nary, a Hail Mary
Hot chick, not Favre's pick
Skål skål skål skål skål

All we want is Lombardi
All we want is Lombardi
All we want is Lombardi


Look! She even cries purple!! ↓↓↓



I simply had to have her back.. She is so easy on the eyes.

Reminds me of an old tale. There was once a mighty party in Valhalla. It was a raging, frothy, tawdry party the likes of which would make Tebow shudder.
In the wee hours of the night before the sun came up a beautiful Valkyrie did hoist herself up for a visit to the loo. As she carefully stepped over the limbs she suddenly heard a voice and looked up to see a mighty hero before her. The hero said, "I .... am Thor."
The Valkyrie said, "Thor? I can barely walk!"
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We'll Build Anywhere

We’ll build anywhere, man
We’ll build anywhere, man
Next to Valley Fair, man
The cathedral won’t care, man
Listen to the Mayor man
We’ll build anywhere

We’ll build in:
Roseville, Albertville, Barnesville, Minnetonka
Buffalo, Delano, Mankato, Wadena
Farmer’s Market, By Target, Nicollet, Wayzata
Chisago City, Pine City, Rush City, what a pity

We’ll build any dump, man
We’ll build any dump, man
On the MetroHump, man
In a toxic dump, man
Zygi feels like a chump, man
We’ll build any dump

We’ll build in:
Oak Park, Spring Lake Park, Brooklyn Park, Golden Valley
New Hope, New Ulm, New Brighton, Apple Valley
Long Prairie, Eden Prairie, Hinckley, Shakopee
Big Lake, Detroit Lakes, Clear Lake, for Pete’s Sake

We should all give thanks, man
We should all give thanks, man
While they lay the planks, man
We'll play at The Bank, man
Though beer can’t be drank, man
We should all give thanks
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

since72 wrote:
We'll Build Anywhere

We’ll build anywhere, man
We’ll build anywhere, man
Next to Valley Fair, man
The cathedral won’t care, man
Listen to the Mayor man
We’ll build anywhere

We’ll build in:
Roseville, Albertville, Barnesville, Minnetonka
Buffalo, Delano, Mankato, Wadena
Farmer’s Market, By Target, Nicollet, Wayzata
Chisago City, Pine City, Rush City, what a pity

We’ll build any dump, man
We’ll build any dump, man
On the MetroHump, man
In a toxic dump, man
Zygi feels like a chump, man
We’ll build any dump

We’ll build in:
Oak Park, Spring Lake Park, Brooklyn Park, Golden Valley
New Hope, New Ulm, New Brighton, Apple Valley
Long Prairie, Eden Prairie, Hinckley, Shakopee
Big Lake, Detroit Lakes, Clear Lake, for Pete’s Sake

We should all give thanks, man
We should all give thanks, man
While they lay the planks, man
We'll play at The Bank, man
Though beer can’t be drank, man
We should all give thanks


THAT is BRILLIANT.

I just sang it to La Raymunda as we sit here in bed eating fudge pops and we're both cracking up. Kudos!! Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
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