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mission27


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:29 pm    Post subject: MoL's Poetry Thread Reply with quote

Do any of you write poetry?

This could be a cool place to share your poems.

I just wrote one for this occasion:

M is for mission,
Twenty seven;
Spending time with him,
Is like being in heaven.
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Acting smug & sarcastic is perfectly acceptable here. Drops of Jupiter is the GOAT.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

D is for Diego,
And also for Dessy;
Issues with the collection hood
Will make things a bit messy

T is for TLO,
Or Mission's wife;
Keeps his waistline small,
To ensure a long life

G is for Goat,
They are so smug;
If they could do it,
They'd give themselves a hug

M is for mouse,
And Marv and Mitt;
And Mike Trout,
Who knows how to hit.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 1:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

D is for dumb,
which describes this thread;
The brain cells I've lost
makes me appear dead.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dwight_Schrute wrote:
D is for dumb,
which describes this thread;
The brain cells I've lost
makes me appear dead.


D is for Dwight,
The Big Brother player;
Against Mission of Law,
He hasn't a prayer.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What am I doing?
I feel so lost in this thread
Guess I'll just go now
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 1:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silver&Black88 wrote:
What am I doing?
I feel so lost in this thread
Guess I'll just go now


I thought you were dead
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 1:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mission27 wrote:
Dwight_Schrute wrote:
D is for dumb,
which describes this thread;
The brain cells I've lost
makes me appear dead.


D is for Dwight,
The Big Brother player;
Against Mission of Law,
He hasn't a prayer.


M is for Mission,
Who thinks he is neato;
You nominate me,
and I'll just win the veto.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dwight_Schrute wrote:
mission27 wrote:
Dwight_Schrute wrote:
D is for dumb,
which describes this thread;
The brain cells I've lost
makes me appear dead.


D is for Dwight,
The Big Brother player;
Against Mission of Law,
He hasn't a prayer.


M is for Mission,
Who thinks he is neato;
You nominate me,
and I'll just win the veto.


D is for Dwight,
Who I will backdoor;
I don't want to say it but,
His mother is a -----.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 11:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mission27 wrote:
Silver&Black88 wrote:
What am I doing?
I feel so lost in this thread
Guess I'll just go now


I thought you were dead


My bad
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you watched the sun rise
And did it through the eyes
Of a goat
And you and goat were in a boat
Then through his eyes you would see
The fate of all mankind
You and the goat and the baby
Would be three
And baby
The goat would be none other than me
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 2:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This thread is gonna be funny
Like when I made your mom my honey
And we had that awkward dinner
Alas we are all sinners
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

W is for Willard,
Romney and Killer;
Lucky's cousin,
Is drilling Mac Miller
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

martin_versace wrote:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This thread is gonna be funny
Like when I made your mom my honey
And we had that awkward dinner
Alas we are all sinners


You just joined and I have to say
Your avatar will earn my respect someday

But being from Ohio
My sympathy as well
Because living in Ohio is like living in Hell

And what else can I say?
To someone with 26 posts
All I'll say is this: TLO and I will be TASTYs hosts

That is if the people who run this site
Have anything in the way of foresight
For we are marketing genius
With tremendous insight
And smugness in spades, tbh
I bid you a goodnight

PS you are solid
Don't cross JDI
I'd hate to see your FF persona die

Like those people who came before
And left us on our own
Because they'd rather go off and score

Denise Richards
Goddess amongst women
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do y'all always have to just do nothing but bash these sort of threads?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Danger wrote:
Why do y'all always have to just do nothing but bash these sort of threads?


Because they live, as they'll die
A false sense of smugness
A glint in their eye

And without the courage
To understand
That they are breaking
The law of land

Smugness
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