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BowlesDawgDX 
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 991 Location: Athens, GA
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Da_Bearz 
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 3478 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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"He is good at being offensive. He offends a lot of people!"
Man, that is classic! _________________
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emrck68
Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 649 Location: Port Hueneme CA
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:27 pm Post subject: |
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"He's 190 pounds just like me" _________________ KC Chiefs
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Ramsfan28 
 Joined: 18 Sep 2006 Posts: 6681 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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"He has more interceptions than Boulder has hippies. And Boulder has ALOT of hippies!"
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| EliteTexan80 wrote: | | mark it down, the Rams are going to crash the party in the NFC West next season. |
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RamRod 
Joined: 25 Feb 2007 Posts: 8439 Location: Virginia
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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Offense
| Eric Cartman wrote: | | Here's our offensive skill guys. Cody Hawkins is the quarterback because he's the coach's son, so he can do whatever he wants. |
| Eric Cartman wrote: | | Hugh Charles is our top runningback and he weighs 190 pounds, just like me. |
| Eric Cartman wrote: | | The offensive line is led by senior tackle, Tyler Polumbus. He's really good at being offensive. He offends just about everyone... all the time. |
Defense
| Eric Cartman wrote: | | The defensive front is lead by George "The Rabid Goldfish" Hypolite. He's not really called the Rabid Goldfish, I just made that up. |
| Eric Cartman wrote: | | Colorado has awesome linebackers and Jordon Dizon is the latest. He's sure to win the Butkus award. Because he's the biggest butt kisser I know. |
| Eric Cartman wrote: | | In the secondary, (Tereance) Wheatley has more interceptions than Boulder has hippies, and Boulder has a lot of hippies |
_________________ Adopt-a-Ram: Brian Quick - 11 receptions, 156 yards, 2 TDs |
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Broncos Dynasty 
Joined: 28 Apr 2007 Posts: 4773 Location: Rocky Mountain High
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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I was laughing harder at Nebraska's "Black Shirt Defense," but pretty funny nonetheless. _________________
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SpecialTeamsMan
Joined: 23 Sep 2007 Posts: 172 Location: Florence, AL
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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I love how they put a Colorado t-shirt on him. _________________
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bigben07MVP 
Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 9185 Location: Florida State University
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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Oh my god that was great  _________________
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SpacemanSpiff 
Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Posts: 7940 Location: Gainesville, Florida
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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The hippies comment sealed the deal. If there is an award for best introduction, Cartman takes the cake. _________________
| Ockham wrote: | | Yeah. We wouldn't want a power run blocker. We prefer the ole' let CJ get hit in the backfeild type run blocker. My bad. |
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SimsZilla 
Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3032 Location: Michigan
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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thats classis, i liked the part when he said, "the rabid goldfish" "i made that up" _________________ AAL 2012 TITUS YOUNG
^^^^Props to MvpMattStafford ^^^^ |
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Enrage 
 Joined: 14 Dec 2005 Posts: 15186 Location: Seoul Searchin'
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:01 pm Post subject: |
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| SimsZilla wrote: | | thats classis, i liked the part when he said, "the rabid goldfish" "i made that up" |
How much do you want to bet he's called "the rabid goldfish" by his teammates for the rest of his career? _________________
| DontTazeMeBro wrote: | | Losers should not get pizza. |
| The Mégane Experiment wrote: | | Do you know why this is better than France? The French don't live here.. |
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fly eagles fly 
Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Posts: 11990 Location: Philly
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:22 am Post subject: |
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| Enrage wrote: | | SimsZilla wrote: | | thats classis, i liked the part when he said, "the rabid goldfish" "i made that up" |
How much do you want to bet he's called "the rabid goldfish" by his teammates for the rest of his career? |
you're probably right. I guarantee that's his new nickname _________________
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bhslinebacker
Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 1993 Location: BOCO
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:36 am Post subject: |
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| hahaha I loved this. I live in Boulder and it is true we have more hippies here then a Willie Nelson concert!! |
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