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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:25 pm    Post subject: Cartman Introduces the Colorado Buffaloes Reply with quote

SIAP, but inn case you didn't catch it, Cartman of South Park fame introduced the offense and defense for Colorado.

Offense
http://ballhype.com/story/eric_cartman_introduces_colorado_s_starting_offense/

Defense
http://ballhype.com/story/eric_cartman_introduces_colorado_s_starting_defense/
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

"He is good at being offensive. He offends a lot of people!"

Man, that is classic!
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"He's 190 pounds just like me"
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"He has more interceptions than Boulder has hippies. And Boulder has ALOT of hippies!"

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Offense
Eric Cartman wrote:
Here's our offensive skill guys. Cody Hawkins is the quarterback because he's the coach's son, so he can do whatever he wants.


Eric Cartman wrote:
Hugh Charles is our top runningback and he weighs 190 pounds, just like me.


Eric Cartman wrote:
The offensive line is led by senior tackle, Tyler Polumbus. He's really good at being offensive. He offends just about everyone... all the time.


Defense
Eric Cartman wrote:
The defensive front is lead by George "The Rabid Goldfish" Hypolite. He's not really called the Rabid Goldfish, I just made that up.


Eric Cartman wrote:
Colorado has awesome linebackers and Jordon Dizon is the latest. He's sure to win the Butkus award. Because he's the biggest butt kisser I know.


Eric Cartman wrote:
In the secondary, (Tereance) Wheatley has more interceptions than Boulder has hippies, and Boulder has a lot of hippies
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was laughing harder at Nebraska's "Black Shirt Defense," but pretty funny nonetheless.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love how they put a Colorado t-shirt on him.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh my god that was great Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing

The hippies comment sealed the deal. If there is an award for best introduction, Cartman takes the cake.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thats classis, i liked the part when he said, "the rabid goldfish" "i made that up"
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SimsZilla wrote:
thats classis, i liked the part when he said, "the rabid goldfish" "i made that up"


How much do you want to bet he's called "the rabid goldfish" by his teammates for the rest of his career?
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Enrage wrote:
SimsZilla wrote:
thats classis, i liked the part when he said, "the rabid goldfish" "i made that up"


How much do you want to bet he's called "the rabid goldfish" by his teammates for the rest of his career?


you're probably right. I guarantee that's his new nickname
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaha I loved this. I live in Boulder and it is true we have more hippies here then a Willie Nelson concert!!
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