nothing to do with football

[theJ]

All right guys, I need your help. Graduation is a week and a few days. I'm one of the three vals with a 4.0 GPA and I have to write a speech. I'm not a real serious guy and I need ideas that are funny and creative. If there are any good people with good ideas out there, I could use your help.

Thanks

EDIT: I'm also gonna post this in the this ain't sports talk forum, so don't yell at me for putting here too.

[Sportboy86]