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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:52 pm    Post subject: OT-Matts and Slam, your comedy crown is in danger! Reply with quote

...Mavs is stepping his game up!

http://www.footballsfuture.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=245936&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I try. LOL

I found some posts from bibtxambition on page 5...
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...I know i have strange humor, but I can't possibly be the only one who finds that thread hilarious!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, you guys can expect one in that thread that will poke fun at all the homies here in the Cowboys forum, so brace yourselves Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like it, I think its great. I was gonna try to come up with one but I haven't been around long enough to really know everyone's tendencies and such.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well, you guys can expect one in that thread that will poke fun at all the homies here in the Cowboys forum, so brace yourselves Razz


I can't wait to see mine Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK...this is exclusively for you guys. Too many inside jokes for the rest of the forum to get, so I just posted it for you all.

READ THE NOTE AT THE END WHEN YOU'RE DONE!!!!!

Maverick41 wrote:
Marcus Spears sucks. Discuss.


Texas_OutLaw7 wrote:
Wait three years! Damn.


Nextyearfordaboyz wrote:
Marcus Spears is entering his fourth year, Outlaw.


bigtxambition wrote:
My sources say Marcus Spears is going to have a great year. They also say that Marcus Spears is a chief of industry or a banker, a reliable person, a married man, solid, steadiness.


PlayMaker88 wrote:
Aren't those tarot card readings?


bigtxambition wrote:
........


No.


Trojan14 wrote:
We should totally replace Marcus Spears with Darren Howard.


Coach029 wrote:
You again?


Texas Ace wrote:
[/negativity]


TheBowmanBody wrote:
******I think Ricky Ray can play defensive end, and if not, he could probably motivate Marcus Spears to do better.


TheProphet wrote:
Great post, brother.


GeorgiaBoy367 wrote:
One thing is for damn sure...Marcus Spears will never be as awesome as me.


htfryar wrote:
Screw Marcus Spears! Let's talk about Felix Jones instead. Or Darren McFadden.


MaddHatter wrote:
Rookie running backs aren't that good, so why even talk about them?


Texas_OutLaw7 wrote:
WAIT THREE YEARS!


Nextyearfordaboyz wrote:
Yeah...I actually agree with Outlaw this time.


The_Slamman wrote:
I hate the Eagles


Matts4313 wrote:
I hate the Eagles too. More like the E-GIRLS! (Was that funny enough?)


The_Slamman wrote:
It was fine Matts...if a bit obvious.


Maverick41 wrote:
Hey! It's Bowphet!


TheStarStillShines wrote:
Mav, please...


Maverick41 wrote:
Sorry.


pierrepet wrote:
You know who doesn't know what they're talking about? THEFOOTBALLXPRT.


S.A.cowboyfan wrote:
Can we please get back on the topic of Spears.


pierrepet wrote:
I bet THEFOOTBALLXPRT thinks Spears is awesome, because Spears isn't awesome.


rant67 wrote:
What if we have Pat McQuistan eat Marcus Spears, because that's an inside joke we have, right?


plan9misfit wrote:
You don't know anything. McQuistan only eats babies. Stop trying to fit in so hard. You either fit or you don't. Now shoo.


shadow walker wrote:
Laughing Cool Rolling Eyes Embarassed


Nextyearfordaboyz wrote:
Oh good grief. What


shadow walker wrote:
Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation


Nextyearfordaboyz wrote:
Three words...


shadow walker wrote:
Boo hoo!


Nextyearfordaboyz wrote:
Sounds like...


shadow walker wrote:
Crying or Very sad


Nextyearfordaboyz wrote:
Cry?


shadow walker wrote:
Confused


Nextyearfordaboyz wrote:
Sad?


shadow walker wrote:
Confused


Nextyearfordaboyz wrote:
Tears?


shadow walker wrote:
Very Happy


Nextyearfordaboyz wrote:
Sounds like tears...Spears? You like Marcus Spears?


shadow walker wrote:
Applause


BoYz2tHeBoWl wrote:
How did you decipher that?


Nextyearfordaboyz wrote:
I just sort of started to understand it one day. It's like watching Spanish TV for a week straight. You pick up on things.


TheStarStillShines wrote:
I'm going to go ahead and lock this.


NOTE: If you're in this, I like you. Outside of GB and Bowphet LOL

So just don't take anything personally...I'm just playing on your posting tendencies. You guys can make one for me if you want.

I'll try and make up some more for you guys later LOL
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Applause lol good one Maverick Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy Crap.... LMMFAO - hahaha
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Oh man. The moment I read the "wait three years! damn." line I started laughing and I could not stop.

I loved the TSSS line "mav...please"
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uh oh...Slam is lurking LOL

*HIDES*
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's one just for Mav...


October 15, 2005 @ 2:15 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
Dude, this forum blows. I hate all of you guys, especially Slamman and Plan9. They're such aholes.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:16 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
Question Question


October 15, 2005 @ 2:17 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
Confused Confused Question


October 15, 2005 @ 2:18 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
I still hate all of you guys. Oh yeah, and Marion Barber sucks. JJ= The Future!


October 15, 2005 @ 2:19 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
I hate this place so damn much, I'm going to reach 1000 posts today.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:20 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
I don't care if you hate me too. I'm not even a Cowboy fan. So, haha the jokes on you.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:21 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
I'm really a Chief's fan. Cowboys suck Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation I only come here because nobody in the Chief's forum likes me.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:25 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
The DCRA is just a fad. I'll never join.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:26 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
Marcus Spears sucks.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:27 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
Marion Barber still sucks.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:28 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
The only person I like here is AJ Hawk. He's my intellectual equal.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:29 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
Tony Romo= no future


October 15, 2005 @ 2:30 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
Roy Williams= G.O.A.T.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:31 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
Rolling Eyes


October 15, 2005 @ 2:32 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
This is my 15th post. Just 985 more to go today and I can log off the computer.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:35 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
Just took a quick potty break. I'm back. Laughing oh, and Marcus Spears sucks.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:36 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
I hate all of you idiots. That's it. I'm never posting here again.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:37 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
Well, I'm just going to go post only in the NFL forum. Take that you losers. Chiefs Rule.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:38 PM (NFL Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
Larry Johnson > LDT


October 15, 2005 @ 2:39 PM (NFL Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
The NFL Forum sucks. I'm going back to post in the Boys forum.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:40 PM (Cowboy Forum)


Cowboys#1 wrote:
Marcus Spears sucks.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:41 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
I know I said I was never going to post here again, but I changed my mind. okay Question


October 15, 2005 @ 2:42PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
Quincy Carter was best Boys QB ever.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:43 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
Hey, listen to this funny interview I found with Quincy Carter.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:44 PM (NFL Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
I know I said I would never post here again, but listen to this funny interview I found with Quincy Carter.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:45 PM (TAST Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
I don't know what this forum is for, but check out this funny interview I found with Quincy Carter.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:46 PM (Chiefs Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
I know you guys hate me, but listen to the interview I found with Quincy Carter.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:47 PM (Chiefs Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
I know Quincy Carter wasn't a Chief. I hate all of you guys. I'm never coming back here. Ever. I really, honestly and truly mean it this time. Goodbye forever.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:48 PM (Cowboys Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
Marcus Spears sucks. JJ= Great Cowboy RB ever. E.V.E.R.


October 15, 2005 @ 2:49 PM (Response to PM from Vike Daddy)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
Rolling Eyes I'm not just trying to get my post count up. Rolling Eyes That's it I'll never post of FF ever, ever, ever again. Cross my heart and hope to die. Stick Quincy Carter's bong pipe in my eye.


October 15, 2005 @ 4:15 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
Oh yeah, before I leave forever and ever and ever, check out this interview with Quincy Carter. It's off the hook.


October 15, 2005 @ 4:16 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
I know it's the same Quincy Carter interview as in the other thread I created, but nobody responded to that thread so I made a new one. You are all ingrates.


October 15, 2005 @ 4:20 PM (Response to 2nd Vike Daddy PM)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
I know I said I wasn't coming back. But, dude, maybe if you'd stop PMing me all the time about "post counting," I'd finally be able to reach 1000.


October 15, 2005 @ 4:16 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
TSSS, why did lock my thread? That's the final straw. I now declare that this will be my final post in this forum. Farewell you losers. Chiefs rule, Cowgirls drool.


October 15, 2005 @ 4:18 PM (Cowboy Forum)

Cowboys#1 wrote:
Guess Whose back Question

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maverick41 wrote:
Uh oh...Slam is lurking LOL

*HIDES*


Wow, Mav. You're good.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The_Slamman wrote:
Maverick41 wrote:
Uh oh...Slam is lurking LOL

*HIDES*


Wow, Mav. You're good.

Why do you hurt me so Crying or Very sad

Nah...s'all good! Very Happy

But hey...you seem to forget, Slam, that I was one of the original founders of DCRA and coined our slogan, so don't even try to play like dat Speak to the hand
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A long time ago in a galaxy not so far away:


Maverick41 wrote:
I want to have TO's man babies. Discuss.


plan9misfit wrote:
Your a moron. Clearly we are going to package our 2 first togather for my man, Mike Williams from USC. He is the most talented WR to ever play college football. He might be a greater asset to the Cowboys than LYNN SCOTT and Pat "The baby eater" Mac.. Combined. PS, my GF is a supermodel.



Trojan14 wrote:
Hey guys, look at what i found:
Quote:

Fictional Article:
Written by: Trojans14

Breaking News: Bledsoe has been traded for The first overall pick in the 2005 draft. Dallas is in negotiations with USC's Mike Williams. Bledsoe will restructure his contract. Apparently, his new salary will be the league minimum and an unlimited supply of hamburgers


AJHawk wrote:
Fo Sizzle. Now that Bledsoe is eating Hamburgers, his mobility will by like 90 fo sizzle 9 on Madden. Burgers =] Burst. Jizzle Jones needs to learn dis.


Slam wrote:
That defies all logic


RatMan wrote:
No it doesnt.


Texas_OutLaw7 wrote:
Trojans, your a mod, you should know that you CAN NOT CUT AND PASTE THE ENTIRE ARTICLE! D*mnit, how many times do I have to remind you people!!!! Besides , Bledsoe is a godsend, we will never trade him


NFYB wrote:
I will remind you of that last comment for the rest of you life.


Pierrepet wrote:
I do that to Ninerfans and TheFootballwannabexpert.. It never gets old.


GeorgiaBoy367 wrote:
I just checked ESPN, that story is not on their site. Youre a [inappropriate/removed]. D*uche.


htfryar wrote:
Guys, no need to call people names. Thats not how the Razorbacks do it.


SoonerCowboy wrote:
I Hate Woma
n And my Life And my Wif
e And College The World is about to
end


Matts4313 wrote:
I have no clue what you just said. Can you please quite randomly pushing enter?


SoonerCowboy wrote:
Look, not everyone was able to go to
a college and pass because their wife
mees some people up
!!!!!!!!!!!F!!!!!!!!!!u!!!!!d!!!!!!g!!!!!e!!!!!U!!!!!


TheStarStillShines wrote:
Sooner, seeing as you cant read nor write, im going to give you your 12th warning. Thats how we roll in Canada. All talk, no backbone...


VikeDaddy wrote:
Im going to tell webby. I like to tattle tell. That, and I have 17000 post, 16000 say this: Back to football, guys...


Trojan14 wrote:
I hate you all. I am leaving. For good.


MadHatter wrote:
AlthoughI have admitted to never seeing Staubach play, Im going to go ahead and say he is the 43th best starting QB the Cowboys have ever had.


Matts4313 wrote:
Your list sucks. Dodger is the number 1 QB ever. That, and the Cowboys have not had 43 QBs. You do realize:
(MATTS4313 List Random Facts he hi-jacked from a AdamJT post)


MadHatter wrote:
Look. I might change my opinion but I need to see some facts.


Maverick41 wrote:
Quit Hi-jacking my thread. Lets talk about TO. Which is more attractive, his spandex pants or his nipples? Discuss.


CTCowboys wrote:
All this spandex and nipple talk has reminded me I need to go to do.. uh.. something real quick. BRB.



And thus, the Dark side did eventually win. Mav gaining his opportunity to talk about TO at every chance. Even out of context.


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