Dallas Cowboys '13 FFMD: Gotham City

Brian Schwenke, California

2013 NFL Draft Picks
- 1st Round, 18th Overall
- 1st Round, 24th Overall (via IND)
- 2nd Round, 49th Overall
- 3rd Round, 79th Overall (via MIA)
- 3rd Round, 82nd Overall
- 4th Round, 113th Overall
- 5th Round, 146th Overall
- 6th Round (via PHI)
- 6th Round
- 7th Round (via IND)
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Desperado82 · Joined: 20 Feb 2010 Posts: 30645 Location: Maryland

And so it begins....

Any final word on our cap situation?
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ianlewis16 · Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:20 pm Post subject:

*scouting around desperately for staff*
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JWingate · Joined: 09 Aug 2008 Posts: 4939 Location: Delaware

JWingate · Joined: 09 Aug 2008 Posts: 4939 Location: Delaware

flyingmonkey30 · Joined: 04 Mar 2007 Posts: 6941

Excited for this!
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Ace5 · Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 6160 Location: CT

The riddler? I see.

As last year, anyone who likes chaos, fun and riding the edge of the rule line is welcome on my staff. This post will be edited and have material added to it as I see fit. For now, for anyone who wishes to join me in drunken revelry, satire, and all around just making the rest of FF wish they were us, here's a few basic sites you should know.

My banner maker: Use this to make an animated banner to headline your posts, be they for urgent attention, or you just like people paying attention to you.

GIF Bin: One of the more work safe sites for finding animated GIFs to accompany your posts. There are many other gif sites, and google image search with the word gif in the search line will help you just as well if not better.

Headline CreatorThis is where I make newspaper headlines, such as last years "Mr. X to Ravens: Suck It" headline. Fairly straightforward, it is also limited, and i find overuse dulls the effect. But a nice resource.

Meme generator could not be simpler to use. Find a picture, upload it, and add captions. You also have the option to use one of their premade popular ones, but not many are applicable. Great for making fun of trade offers (Buccaneer Bruce is a favorite.)

Dan's Awesome Rage Maker: The backbone of my personal contribution, this is pretty much THE rage comic creator. Originally created as "reaction comics" on subversive, depraved, yet funny site 4chan's most chaotic subforum (/b/), these took off as "Rage Comics" when self proclaimed internet front page Reddit embraced them on a subforum commonly called f7u12. These get used in my around FFMD posts, as well as my day in a Dallas Cowboys FFMD life posts.

The internet is a big place; there's far more sites than these. But these will get any novice member of my staff going.
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Ace5 · Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 6160 Location: CT

Desperado82 · Joined: 20 Feb 2010 Posts: 30645 Location: Maryland

So...we have about a week to figure out who we want to tender/tag it looks like.

For me, I'd let the following walk:

- Felix Jones, RB
- Kevin Ogletree, WR
- John Phillips, TE
- Derrick Dockery, OG
- Victor Butler, DE
- Anthony Spencer, DE
- Kenyon Coleman, DT
- Marcus Spears, DT
- Brady Poppinga, OLB
- Michael Coe, CB
- Mike Jenkins, CB
- Danny McCray, FS
- Eric Frampton, SS
- Brian Moorman, P

I'd tender Costa and Lemon. Would like to re-sign Sims and Peprah if possible.
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Ace5 · Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 6160 Location: CT

I like your list Des, but I do think we have to try to keep one of either Spears or Coleman.
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Desperado82 · Joined: 20 Feb 2010 Posts: 30645 Location: Maryland

Ace5 · Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 6160 Location: CT

Matts4313 · Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:31 pm Post subject: