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Who was the Player of the Week for week 11?
Sam Bradford: 170 yards, 2 TD's, 1 INT
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Brandon Gibson: 3 rec, 9 yards, 2 TD's
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Chris Long: 3 tackles, 2 sacks
86%
 86%  [ 13 ]
Quintin Mikell: 8 tackles, 1 sack, 1 FF
13%
 13%  [ 2 ]
James Laurinaitis: 10 tackles
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Total Votes : 15

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:53 am    Post subject: Gameday Thread: Rams vs. Cardinals Reply with quote

Rams (3-6-1)



VS

Cardinals (4-6)







Yes....out of town this week, so I'm getting this to you guys early for once!




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The Rams Roller Coaster!







Ahhh man we suck, totally destroyed against the Patriots. We llooooookkkkeeedddd sooooooo heeeeelllllpppppleeeeesssssssssss




Wwoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! We didn't lose this week!!!!! Oh....it's a bye week.....OOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN TTTTTTAAAAAAAAAALKKKKKKKKKKKKK IIIIIIII MMMMIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAALLLLLLEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





WE DIDN'T LOSE AGAIN!!!! TWO STRAIGHT WEEKS WITHOUT A LOSS!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! DANNY IS BACK! JACKSON IS BEAST MODE! BRADFORD IS A TOP 10 QB!!!!



AHHHHH IT WAS A TIE IN A GAME WE SHOULD HAVE WON!!! OUR COACHING STAFF IS TEH SLOW!





WE ARE SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL! OUST SCHOTTY! JETS FANS WERE RIGHT, WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED HIM! MARK SANCHEZ OUTPLAYED BRADFORD, WE ARE DDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Yes folks, never ride a roller coaster during Thanksgiving. Take a moment to digest your turkey. Or...your crow. Whichever you plan on eating this year.




Moments after the victory in St. Louis....



Ryan: Yes, it was a great game, I'm glad we could come out victorious. Sanchez is our man!

*ring ring*

Ryan: Excuse me....I have to take this.


*ring ring*

Ryan: Helllo?


Voice: AAAAAaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaa....WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!


Ryan: Hello?

Voice: WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan: Who is this?







Crennel: Eh...eh....it's meeeeeee Romeoooooooooo......

Ryan: Oh. Are you crying?

Crennel: *Sniff* Yes....

Ryan: Yeah I can't blame you, I would too if I was running my second NFL team into the ground. Need some coaching help?

Crennel: No...no...I have some bad news. Someone was MURDERED!

Ryan: Who?

Crennel: .....THE TWINKIE!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan: *gasp* WHAT?!

Crennel: THERE ARE NO MORE TWINKIES!

Ryan: You mean to tell me they are all gone? All of them wiped out?

Crennel: Yes....they're all gone...

Ryan: We need to find out who did this and bring them down.

Crennel: Vince Wilfork just called me up and gave me more bad news...ALL HOSTESS PRODUCTS ARE GONE!

Ryan: .....ASSEMBLE THE TEAM! WE ARE GOING TO FIND THESE MONSTERS!


And with that, Rex Ryan summoned the most notorious mystery solving squad on the planet....

The Blob Squad



Charles Barkley: Hey...Ramsfan...why you goin' and makin' fun of them obese NFL people again? Ain't you got better material than that? Come up with somethun' original. This here is trrrrbbbbllleeee. BTW, quit makin' me say that phrase too, Frank Caliendo called he wants his ancient joke back.

RF28: You know Charles, that wasn't my intention, but given the idea I had flowing in my head and the short amount of time I had to come up with this GDT before leaving Boston to go do some awesome chef stuff, I just had to run with it. Sorry Charles.

Charles: Hmmm....run....I remember doing that once. Okay, I forgive you. Continue the GDT please.



THE BLOB SQUAD! FEATURING:


VINCE WILFORK as Captain McNugget




Charlie Weiss as Commander Front Butt




Rex Ryan as General Nutter Butter





Romeo Crennel as Sergeant Slurpie






Andy Ried as Major Heart Attack






And last...but certainly not least....Mark Mangino as Colonel Sanders











The Death of Hostess


Crennel: Alright team, now that we're all here, let's go solve some mysteries!

Reid: YES! There's chickens out there...primed for barbequing, deep frying, sauteing, baking....just think about it...they need our help!

Ryan: Yes, yes, we will get to the chickens, but first we must find this murderer. Do we have our culprits?

Wilfork: Yes, we have Michelle Obama, Jamie Oliver, Jillian Moore, and Little Debbie on an assassination theory. General Nutter Butter was able to track down all 4 near Los Angeles, We should travel there and confront these suspects.

Mangino: TO THE MYSTERY MACHINE!





Crennel: Okay, let's go guys.



1 hour later


*grumble*

Reid: Ummm....guys....wanna make a pit stop?

Mangino: Okay, sure, let's get some fast food that way we don't fall behind.

Weiss: OOOOO!!! APPLEBEES!

Crennel: APPLEBEES!


2 hours later

Crennel: Okay, only 750 miles away guys.





Mangino: DO WANT!


5 hours later

Weiss: 700 miles away....LOOK! A FARM!

Mangino: HEY! Isn't that one of the culprits?




Weiss: Sure does.

Crennel: LOOK! A zinger wrapper...

Reid: MURDERER!

Wilfork: What should we do as punishment?

Reid: Deep fry it!

Wilfork: Yes! In pancake batter!

Reid: No! Beer batter!

Weiss: TEMPURA!

1 hour later

Weiss: BEER BATTER!


2 hours later

Mangino: Oh man...that was delicious!



MOOOOOOO!!!!

Weiss: ...oh baby...it must be my birthday.


4 hours later



Crennel: Oh man...that should tide us over for a couple hours. We're running out of time, the murder is still on the loose!

Weiss: We're almost there guys!


Finally, the gang makes it to LA


Crennel: AHA! Caught him red handed!















Strahan: How did you find out?

Crennel: Well, after deep frying various tasty suspects, we kinda narrowed it down...by walking in on you putting a "CLOSED" sign on the Hostess factory.

Strahan: Look, business has just been bad for the company, they had to shut their doors.

Weiss: HA! We've kept that place running for years! Unless you...messed up the wiring on our accounts?

Strahan: Look, here's the deal...Vince is the only one out of all of you that can let his weight do the talking. Romeo, Andy, Rex, all of you have losing records with talented teams! How is that even possible!

Reid: Ummm....

Strahan: Andy, what did you do during crunch time against your opponent this week?

Reid: Called plays?

Strahan: What did you really do on that headset?

Reid: Ordered a pizza.....extra large...deep dish....supreme....with extra pepperoni....

Strahan: This is a prime example of why you guys need to change your ways! What do you think the NFL 60 is all about? We need to get this program going so that way we can shutdown obesity! So, what will it be guys?

*whispering*


*fuse lit*

Strahan: What are you guys doing?




*CHOCK*

Weiss: Nice throw Andy! Right between the teeth!

Reid: Still got it!

Strahan: AHHH!!!

Crennel: HAH! Hey Strahan! You got something in your teeth!

Reid: Yeah! A STICK OF DYNAMITE!

Wilfork: Andy, you got something in your teeth too.

Reid: Yeah, a stick of BUTTER. Let's roll guys.

Weiss: Yes, there's a hill, we can't run, so let's literally roll down this hill to escape!



2 days later

Reporter: With Hostess officially shut down, millions mourn the loss of the once great franchise. Let's remember some of these great snacks:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVbkz_3lO3c




















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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No one deserves a player of the game award for week 11.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The J.R.S. wrote:
No one deserves a player of the game award for week 11.

I'd say the only who does is Steven, 6 ypc and the only bright a spot...there really should even be a poll unless all the answers are SJax lol. By the way, awesome thread as always Ramsfan28.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Love the GDT as always a good humorous read. I would put SJax as player of the week 11 but he's not there so went with Long.

Really hope the guys bounce back after sleep walking thru last week. It was almost like they were still stunned from failing to win in SF that they just didn't put any effort into the Jets.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Couldn't bare to read it. These losses have taken there toll on me.

Missed the game since I was in Vegas Laughing Cool

But man o man we crapped the bed. As far as the season goes I can careless, there isn't a real game changer in this draft.

I'm just hoping for more Skins losses.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahahaha this had me rollin! The blob squad hahaha
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great job, very funny GDT. Hostess may be saved though, courts ordered them to go back to bargaining with baker's union.
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Is Robert Quinn on his way to having a big game again?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Is Robert Quinn on his way to having a big game again?


No idea, Arizona has been better over their last three allowing 9 sacks over their last three.
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khodder wrote:
ajhicks11 wrote:
Is Robert Quinn on his way to having a big game again?


No idea, Arizona has been better over their last three allowing 9 sacks over their last three.


That is better than allowing 9 in one game. Laughing

On the bright side for you guys, the Rams are coming in playing absolute garbage football especially on defense.
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jrry32 wrote:
khodder wrote:
ajhicks11 wrote:
Is Robert Quinn on his way to having a big game again?


No idea, Arizona has been better over their last three allowing 9 sacks over their last three.


That is better than allowing 9 in one game. Laughing

On the bright side for you guys, the Rams are coming in playing absolute garbage football especially on defense.


Garbage football is true; I was so offended to try and watch that game this sunday
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jrry32 wrote:
On the bright side for you guys, the Rams are coming in playing absolute garbage football especially on defense.


I wonder what happens when an stoppable force hits a moveable object?
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khodder wrote:
jrry32 wrote:
On the bright side for you guys, the Rams are coming in playing absolute garbage football especially on defense.


I wonder what happens when an stoppable force hits a moveable object?


A very good game hopefully.
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I still find it quite amusing that no longer than a week ago everyone here was on top of the world because we tied a top 5 team in their house. A game we should;d have won on multiple occasions if it werent for mental mistakes.

Now a bad game from everyone, where we didnt have anything go right, and we are the worst team in the league, nothing works, Sam is terrible and the defense is crap...

Good to see the sky is falling again around here Rolling Eyes



This criticism of Sam is getting ridiculous right now. He is the new scapegoat for you guys when in reality he isnt playing that bad at all. You can see him frustrated on every drive. We had so many guys (other than Danny & Gibson) running wrong routes, the entire line looked like garbage, especially getting blow up in the LG & RT spots, and no one can decode the absurd play calling that was going on.

I just laugh at some of you, you cant pinpoint what is wrong so you just attack the most visible guy.
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Ill be attending this game and it will also be the first time ive watched the rams play in person so i pray they bring their A game this week. Go Rams! Very Happy
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