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TytybearsFan21
Joined: 31 Mar 2011 Posts: 13617
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:20 pm Post subject: Tyty's Random Mock |
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Chicago Bears go 12-4 and get a first rd bye, where they lose to the San Francisco 49ers. (This is possibly our best case scenario, with our O-line). Get pick 26.
Cut:
Devin Hester, WR, ineffectiveness.
Kellen Davis, TE, ineffectiveness.
Corey Wootton, DE, explore free agency.
Zack Bowman, CB, make him feel friend zoned.
Resign:
Jason Campbell, 1 year $1.37m, remind him how old he is.
Henry Melton, 4 years $230m, supes thinks hes #1.
Brian Urlacher, 2 years $6m, runs like a grandma.
Jay Cutler, 3 years $110m, insulin for life.
Izzy Idonije, 2 years $4m, canadian monopoly money.
Nick Roach, Geno Hayes, 1 year $187, minimum wage for 22 games.
Everyone else can g-g-g-g-get out.
Sign:
Jared Cook Jr., 4 years $15m
Trades:
Rd 1 pick 26, Jason Campbell to Dallas Cowboys for Rd 1 pick 16 (they like losing trades).
Rd 6 pick 186 to Cleveland Browns for 2014 Rd 1 pick (they figured they'd draft a bust anyhow so they didn't care)
2013 NFL Draft:
--Round 1 pick 16--
The Chicago Bears select Wide Receiver out of California, Keenan Allen.
Bears get Allen and give themselves the most dominant WR corps in the NFL. X-Marshall, Y-Allen, Z-Jeffery. Jay Cutler gets another tall WR to force the ball in the general direction of.
--Rd 2 pick 58--
The Chicago Bears select Offensive Tackle out of Central Michigan, Eric Fisher, cause why not?
The Bears get someone to compete with either Webb or Carimi. Any line help is good line help, right?
--Rd 4 pick 122--
The Chicago Bears select Middle Linebacker out of Penn State, Michael Mauti.
Mauti, a 2-3rd round prospect, slips to round four after teams realize he went to Penn State. Bears get someone to replace Grandma Urlacher.
--Rd 5 pick 154--
The Chicago Bears select Runningback out of Permian High School, Boobie Miles.
Yeah, you saw this coming. |
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CBears019 
Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 14774 Location: Iowa City, IA
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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Is this what you were doing when you kept sending me links to scouts.com profiles on FB last night? _________________ Martellus Bennet highlight video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lP8fHN53t0 |
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TytybearsFan21
Joined: 31 Mar 2011 Posts: 13617
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:37 pm Post subject: |
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| CBears019 wrote: | | Is this what you were doing when you kept sending me links to scouts.com profiles on FB last night? |
Who are you..? |
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Gmen4ev 
Joined: 07 Sep 2009 Posts: 16752 Location: In west Philadelphia born and raised
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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This list sucks ... Not giving enough money to cutler _________________
| Spock wrote: | | The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few |
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bearsaddict 
Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 3543
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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This mock is so stupid. Like Boobie Miles is going to drop to the 3rd round!  _________________ Here's to hoping Emery is NOTHING like Angelo. |
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TytybearsFan21
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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| bearsaddict wrote: | This mock is so stupid. Like Boobie Miles is going to drop to the 3rd round!  |
He actually screwed up his knee and nobody knew it till he screwed it up twice. I figured because of that, hed be a risk even in the fifth. |
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bearsaddict 
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:06 am Post subject: |
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| TytybearsFan21 wrote: | | bearsaddict wrote: | This mock is so stupid. Like Boobie Miles is going to drop to the 3rd round!  |
He actually screwed up his knee and nobody knew it till he screwed it up twice. I figured because of that, hed be a risk even in the fifth. | Ohhhhhh, I hadn't yet heard about the second injury. Do you think there's any chance Billy Bob Thornton would be available as a coordinator, or position coach? _________________ Here's to hoping Emery is NOTHING like Angelo. |
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TytybearsFan21
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:13 am Post subject: |
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| bearsaddict wrote: | | TytybearsFan21 wrote: | | bearsaddict wrote: | This mock is so stupid. Like Boobie Miles is going to drop to the 3rd round!  |
He actually screwed up his knee and nobody knew it till he screwed it up twice. I figured because of that, hed be a risk even in the fifth. | Ohhhhhh, I hadn't yet heard about the second injury. Do you think there's any chance Billy Bob Thornton would be available as a coordinator, or position coach? |
Pssh, like we could afford him... |
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Pinky
Joined: 02 Jun 2009 Posts: 526 Location: London, England
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:41 am Post subject: |
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| bearsaddict wrote: | | TytybearsFan21 wrote: | | bearsaddict wrote: | This mock is so stupid. Like Boobie Miles is going to drop to the 3rd round!  |
He actually screwed up his knee and nobody knew it till he screwed it up twice. I figured because of that, hed be a risk even in the fifth. | Ohhhhhh, I hadn't yet heard about the second injury. Do you think there's any chance Billy Bob Thornton would be available as a coordinator, or position coach? |
i can't do nothing else but play football...i can't do nothing else but play football.... |
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CBears019 
Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 14774 Location: Iowa City, IA
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TytybearsFan21
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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| CBears019 wrote: | | Why didn't you draft Marvin McNutt? |
We're set on qbs |
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CBears019 
Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 14774 Location: Iowa City, IA
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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| TytybearsFan21 wrote: | | CBears019 wrote: | | Why didn't you draft Marvin McNutt? |
We're set on qbs |
 _________________ Martellus Bennet highlight video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lP8fHN53t0 |
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TytybearsFan21
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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| CBears019 wrote: | | TytybearsFan21 wrote: | | CBears019 wrote: | | Why didn't you draft Marvin McNutt? |
We're set on qbs |
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That could only be Jay Cutler's kid |
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JPeppers90 
Joined: 08 Jan 2011 Posts: 763 Location: Chicago
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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I can honestly say this mock sucks. _________________
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JPeppers90 
Joined: 08 Jan 2011 Posts: 763 Location: Chicago
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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And to never make another one again. _________________
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