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Ramsfan28
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 Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:27 pm Post subject: Gameday Thread: Rams vs. 49ers |
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Rams
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49ers
St. Louis is Under Attack!
RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Citizens: What's happening? Why is everything being destroyed?
Redneck: It's...BAUGHZILLA!
Redneck 2: Run! Baaazzzziiiirrrraaaaa!!!!
Redneck 3: HEY! Baugh...Z....guy. This here is 'Merica, these colors don't run! Come get a piece of my 12 gauge monster!
Redneck 3: Oh dangnabbit! This here gun is worthless!
Harbaugh: HARBAUGH SMASH!!!!!!
Redneck 4: WHO GON SAVE US?!?! WHO GON BRING DUR BUDWEISERRRRR!!?!
Meanwhile, in an undisclosed location....
*rrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg*
Voice: Hello?
Mayor: Hello? This is the mayor of St. Louis. We are under attack and we need your help!
Voice 2: Trouble in the Show Me Sate? That's our home!
Mayor: HELP! THIS MONSTER IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING!
Dahl and Mikell: WE ARE ON OUR WAY!
THE TOTALLY AWESOME DUO
Mikell: Quick, to the safety mobile!
2 hours later
Dahl: We're here....but where is the monster?
Mikell: OH NO! We are too late! The arch...it's gone...
Dahl: But at least the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, and the Sphinx are all safe. It's not too late! Let's hit it before it strikes the In-N-Out Burger!
Mikell: Wait....something is not right...
Dahl: ...we took the wrong route again...
Mikell: Ah crap.
And now, back to the situation at hand
Harbaugh: I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! I SHALL UNLEASH MY MINIONS! I SHALL HIT YOU WITH GORE AND VD!
Citizens: OH NO! What shall we do!?!?!
Fisher: Have no fear! The Stache is here!
Gore: Oh no! Not the stache! Me thinks Stache is bad!
Fisher: The same amount of strikes by my stache to make you fall to the ground is the same score you got on your Wunderlic!
Gore: ....uh oh...6 hits and I'm down!
Harbaugh: Davis, I need you to take care of North County while I deal with these imbeciles! Run a fade route to smash buildings!
Davis: Will do sir!
Fisher: Dunbar! Stop him! I need you to catch VD!
Dunbar: ...........
Fisher: What? Don't just stand there, lives are at risk! Go be a hero and catch VD!
Dunbar: You know...last time VD got away from me...multiple times in a crucial game. But that will not happen this time. I WILL CATCH ME VD! AND I WILL MAKE VD PAY!
Davis: Jo-Lunn, VD is about to get all up in your secondary, ain't nothin' you can do about it!
Dunbar: Quinn! Put pressure on Alex Smith to slow them all down!
Quinn: Got it! Hand me a bazooka!
Aldon: I don't think so!
Quinn: AH! Pass rusher...I know your type...
Aldon: Yes, two pass rushers together is like having two roosters in a coup. Only one thing to do.
Quinn: BOGGLE!
Aldon: BOGGLE!
While the Warriors played Boggle, Harbaugh continued his reign of terror in St. Louis
Harbaugh: And now...to destroy the city's power source....
Harbaugh: Without beer, they will surely crumble! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Fisher: There's nothing I can do to stop hi. He's too powerful. Someone PLEASE help us!
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
Harbaugh: OW! My foot!
Suh: Uh...uh oh...this isn't good...
Harbaugh: You just ran your car into my foot!
Suh: ....no....you ran your foot into my car.
Harbaugh: Are you drunk?
Suh: ....are you....sober?
Harbaugh: You just damaged my foot! This is my building stomping foot!
Suh: NAH! Naahaaha....you listen...here....you messed up my Lambo! I'm gonna take you down sucker! *hiccup* Right after....I finish off this Ciroc...
Fisher: Now's our chance, get him JL55!
JL: On it! I sent in an airstrike!
Fisher: We did it! He's destroyed! The city is saved! Alright NFL Network, what say you now?
NFL Network: Rams- 13 49ers- 28
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asgardian
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| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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That Dahl picture has to be in every gameday thread until he is out of here. Loved the write-up Ramsfan28. Continuing the tradition of excellence and that our gameday threads are second to none.
PS: EVERYONE HOP ON THE CHANCE WARMACK BANDWAGON
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| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:52 pm Post subject: |
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| at RAMSFAN28 YOU MY FRIEND ARE THAT MAN |
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El ramster
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| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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You should have replaced Vernon with this pick.
Let's beat these EMO QUEENS!
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jrry32
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I lol'd at the Suh part.
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The J.R.S.
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| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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Lol, I will grant you that the idea of "VD being rampant" in North County is more than plausible. However, I do have to take one issue with your assessment of culture in the area:
The Redneck would have requested Busch beer, specifically, unless it was one of the two days prior to pay day, in which case Natural Light or Hamms, whichever is the preference. (Personally, I like "Natty Light" for its nostalgic property of reminding me of being 13)
The Niners are pretty likely to take us apart this week. If you look at games in which we've been successful, the key has been our defense's ability to create turnovers. This is especially important for a team like us who is seemingly allergic to the end zone. It becomes more imperative because we are facing what may be the league's best defense, and an offense that does not turn the ball over very much.
One of the places this San Fran team can be taken advantage of is in kick/punt returns, but unfortunately, the Rams are yet to find an electric return option.
If we find a way to win this game, I will be seriously impressed. While it may be a pipe dream, I would love to see Wells, Saffold, and Amendola all healthy and fully contributing. I'll predict that we make a game of it: San Fran wins, 31-26.
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| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 7:31 am Post subject: Re: Gameday Thread: Rams vs. 49ers |
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| Ramsfan28 wrote: | Dahl: ...we took the wrong route again...
Mikell: Ah crap.
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Absolute brilliance.
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tim199009
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| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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i got the rams winning this one
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DEE RAWL
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| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:05 pm Post subject: |
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| tim199009 wrote: | | i got the rams winning this one |
Bold prediction, wish i was that optimistic about this game 
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tim199009
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| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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| DEE RAWL wrote: | | tim199009 wrote: | | i got the rams winning this one |
Bold prediction, wish i was that optimistic about this game |
oh dont worry i say this every week. eventually i'll be right
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Dropping in to say good luck and hoping for no injuries this week.
Glad to see you guys doing better this year! Keep it up!
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El ramster
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| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:15 pm Post subject: |
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Still on page one and the draft talk already at page 4..
Safe to say many of us have lost hope 
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| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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| El ramster wrote: | Still on page one and the draft talk already at page 4..
Safe to say many of us have lost hope |
Yo ramster.....i need a new sig. What you got for me?
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| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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| El ramster wrote: | Still on page one and the draft talk already at page 4..
Safe to say many of us have lost hope |
We are rams fans, we cant wait till the next draft as soon as the current one is done
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El ramster
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| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 3:18 pm Post subject: |
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| iwentundrafted wrote: | | El ramster wrote: | Still on page one and the draft talk already at page 4..
Safe to say many of us have lost hope |
Yo ramster.....i need a new sig. What you got for me? |
What can I do for you my child?
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