Rams Gameday Thread: Rams vs. Seahawks

[Ramsfan28]

Rams




VS

Seahawks






All Aboard the Rams Roller Coaster!





Oh boy...here we go! New coach! New players!




WOW! Did we just trade back our pick to get more draft picks? Awesome!






AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE RAMS FANS!!!! WE FORGOT WE ARE RAMS FANS!!!!!!!!!! SSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

'








Whew....that was close...big win against the Skins baby! Alright! We've got...a tough division....but...we've also got Cortland Finnegan and Danny Amendola! We're.....













AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO ARE WE GOING TO DRAFT WITH THE #! PICK!?!?!? IS IT TOO LATE TO TRADE FOR ANDREW LUCK!?!?!!?! MAYBE WE CAN GET TOM BRADY FROM THE PATS?!!?! HE'S GETTING UP THERE IN AGE!!!!!



Okay. Here we are. Week 4. Who we got?



Oh...that team in Seattle

What do they have?

A mean defense, a hip coach, a rookie QB, a 10 million dollar clipboard holder, jerseys that say "we wish we were as cool as the Oregon Ducks", a 2-1* record, a defensive end that likes to eat children, and a field that Rams fans have been plotting to destroy for years.



What's the Goal for this Week?

Not having Jeff Fisher get so stressed out that he not only loses his hair on his head, but his mustache hair. For every drop of hair he loses, we get 1 more week of winter.



Breaking News: The real officials and the NFL have reached an agreement!

31 NFL Teams: YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!

The Seattle Seahawks: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY WERE THE BEST!!!



TRUE STORY

One of my friends broke up with his girlfriend. Her new boyfriend?






He can't even be mad...we had a nice toast to CBJ that night.



And now...this week's prediction....brought to you by the offensive line





O-line: We, the people, have spoken.

Seahawks: 21
Rams: 7


We don't feel that the Seahawks can overcome our D to put up points...but we do feel that the only touchdown of the day will come from a pick 6. Why? Because we will be too busy playing a game of "whose turn is it to have Sam play a game of naptime?" Yay burritos!
_________________
Stan Kroenke listens to Nickelback

[Tooki]

I love your gameday threads

[jrry32]

I would say that Quinn and Long are going to break Russell Wilson in half but as fate would have it, that's already been done by nature.

But serious talk, Seahawks have an amazing D. Nothing but respect there. This will be a hard game to win. We're going to have to force some turnovers and get their backs up against the wall because I don't think our offense is going to be able to move the ball well enough for long scoring drives.

I feel bad for Sam, we might have another week of him on his back. We need one hell of an offensive GP. I really think we need to start D-Rich this week. His speed will be a good counter for Seattle's oversized DL.
_________________

[Tooki]

No worries there, Brandon Mebane will gobble up Sam. D-Rich will get chased down by Bobby Wagner

And Sam Bradford will get to say hi to his old mate Earl Thomas. ET wants to go home.

[jrry32]

[El ramster]

This loss to Chi has made me lose all confidence on our ratchet Oline.
No time= No offensive success. We need to run more screens to slow them down..

However this might not be a blow out since we play good at home.
I feel that Russell isn't there as a NFL QB right now. They try to limit his touches. He had what 10 attempts going into the 4th QTR???



We do need a great defensive showing. We need to throw the kitchen and the sink on that kid.
_________________


Adopt a Ram:Tavon Austin

[kgarrett12486]

Getting Brockers back (even in a limited role) is going to help immensely with the rush defense...

The Rams are giving up an average of 120 YPG on the ground thru the first 3 contests...
_________________

Rammy on the sig...
RIP "El Fenomeno" - Oscar Taveras

[El ramster]

Someone here posted a stats.
Without RG 3 we are surrendering
77 Yards to HBs??
_________________


Adopt a Ram:Tavon Austin

[El ramster]

Rams have 2 games in 5 days. Vs Elite defenses SMH.
_________________


Adopt a Ram:Tavon Austin

[holt_bruce81]

I don't have a good feeling about this game. Seattle is going to be super hyped up for this game I think, everyone is saying they should of lost that game last week. I think they play pissed off.

My prediction: 17-13 Seahawks

[Texas_OutLaw7]

This message was bought and paid for by the Outlaw7 Football Superiority PAC.
_________________


In Redball I Trust!
The price of progress is trusting the process.
Heart. Leadership. Passion. Will.

[Ramsfan28]

^^^^


Daaaahhhh so you tarot a hmmm with an eyeball looking at a pretty ocean with computer chips and a little league baseball game? Which way did he go George, which way did he go?


I like your optimism sir. I really hope you're right.
_________________
Stan Kroenke listens to Nickelback

[ajhicks11]

In all honesty I am very worried about this game. I hope that Brockers helps with our run game, otherwise it could be a long day of Meshawn. I am also very worried about our Oline against their Dline, I think our offense struggles mightily once again. We without a doubt have a chance in this game, and this really depends on our D having an extremely good day. I think our offense will struggle all day. I hope to see Janoris in a punt return this week, it may be the X factor in us pulling points out of nowhere.
_________________
GO RAMS

[Riftt]

We need to run the ball and run it often. I'm talking like 2/3 the time..... We need to keep Bradford healthy for when Wells back from the IR after week 6, and Staffold back from the neck thing.....once we get those two back i think our offense will look better.

Who would have thought our division would beef up overnight like this?
_________________

[Tooki]